Gather round everyone, for the time Leslie sobbed in her car at an intersection because Santa is real. I was stopped at the light and noticed two little girls waiting with their dad at a crosswalk.

Around the corner came a man with an impeccably trimmed white beard, perfectly curled mustache, Santa hat, red sweatshirt. This was not a man dressed like Santa, but a man who knows he looks like Santa dressing like Santa might if he were...undercover.

The two little girls notice him, of course, and pull on their dad's sleeve. The dad turns and gives Santa an "I'm sorry about that" wave, to which the Santa responds with what is clearly, (even from inside the car I could tell) a "Ho ho ho."

The girls LOST THEIR SHIT and I burst into tears because I'm an enormous softie. Thank you, Santa.