Dear England,
We need to have a word.
The other nations and I get the feeling that you think youâre special. Is it just because Americans always refer to you and not the rest of us; or because of the âspecial relationshipâ - which always sounded rather creepy to me,
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We need to have a word.
The other nations and I get the feeling that you think youâre special. Is it just because Americans always refer to you and not the rest of us; or because of the âspecial relationshipâ - which always sounded rather creepy to me,
...
...like a dodgy uncle with a âsecretâ.
You do know that they really donât give a shit about you, yes? Youâre an asset, but not in the way you think. Theyâre using you.
Maybe you think youâre special because you have the oldest Parliament? Perhaps old things should be...
You do know that they really donât give a shit about you, yes? Youâre an asset, but not in the way you think. Theyâre using you.
Maybe you think youâre special because you have the oldest Parliament? Perhaps old things should be...
...in a museum. The oldest preserved humans are in museums, but you wouldnât want to date them, would you? Have you thought that perhaps a system that favours privilege shouldnât have a place in 21C democracy? It makes you look really silly - I mean, come on, ermine?
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...and whatâs with that unelected place? Bishops and Lords and hereditary lines? Places for dodgy deals and backhanders - and where the near-dead are propped up by their Hansard. You can do better than that. Look at us, sure Wales has a bit of a chip, but itâs understandable..
...you did treat it like property you own to shit in for so long; and NI yes, it has a deranged âcreationistâ as its lead who thinks more about a cluster of cells than of sentient human beings who happen to be, for example, homosexual; but you did rip NI away from its parent...
...Look, itâs up to you, if you want to have a Harry Potter Parliament thatâs your business, but you do look ridiculous, just saying.
Oh, so you think YOU won two world wars? Letâs pretend for a minute that you did, so what? You think it makes you special? It was decades ago...
Oh, so you think YOU won two world wars? Letâs pretend for a minute that you did, so what? You think it makes you special? It was decades ago...
...It doesnât make you special. It doesnât make you âglobalâ. And let me tell you, ALLIED forces won those wars, not just the English. Poles, Romanians, Italians, French, Indians, Burmese, Belgians...yes, even Belgians and many more from other races you hate. Which reminds me...
...stop being a fucking racist will you? You pander up to twats like Yaxley Lennon but heâs a tosser and you know it. You still think you own people with a different colour skin, donât you. Youâre still hanging on to those embarrassing Empire days, arenât you? They were nothing..
... to be proud of, you idiot. That we raped and pillaged the lands and peoples of other nations, whose only crime was to be less advanced and more resource-rich than us, is to our eternal shame. We were not âGreatâ then, we were powerful, yes, but not âGreatâ. Well, guess what?
...theyâve grown up too, we are no longer an industrial force to be reckoned with. We are expensive and wasteful and lazy. Those Empire days are never coming back. So stop masturbating over our shameful past. Donât you see how we get further with cooperation without coercion?...
...I know you donât like to admit it, but the last 50 years have been our best. Why? Because we worked cooperatively in the EU. But you fucked that up royally for all of us, you arrogant cock.
The ONLY victory you talk about where you were solely responsible for was a ...
The ONLY victory you talk about where you were solely responsible for was a ...
...fucking football match in 1966. A fucking football match...get a life!
Look, Iâm leaving because Iâve had enough of your lies; your mismanagement; your vile media; your racists; your xenophobes and your shitting all over our hopes and dreams; for you taking all the credit...
Look, Iâm leaving because Iâve had enough of your lies; your mismanagement; your vile media; your racists; your xenophobes and your shitting all over our hopes and dreams; for you taking all the credit...
...where none is due. Letâs see how special you are when all you have are the fascists that you enabled ruling you by your bollocks.
Little England, not so special
Sincerely
Scotland
#DearEngland
Little England, not so special
Sincerely
Scotland
#DearEngland