Today we say goodbye to Dan The Dumpster Dishwasher. About 12 years ago I spotted you looking brand new next to our dumpster. I brought you in, gave you a new $26 water pump & you faithfully did your job for all these years. You were never really good at it, but you tried.
Your wheels have fallen off and your element is encrusted. You've been abandoned by your maker and your parts are no longer available. So we need to say farewell. You'll not be forgotten & the legend of Dan The Dumpster Dishwasher will be passed on for generations.
You'll not be forgotten...but sadly, you won't be missed. Your recent need for us to wash the dishes before washing the dishes is a legacy that cannot be ignored.

Farewell.
PS. Adopt don't shop...unless you have to prewash everything.
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