Trumps latest tweet feels like the column at the end of Sex and the City

“So, you’re the President of the United States, and you just went through an election where you got more votes than any sitting President in history...”
Now imagining Trump on a shopping spree for some retail therapy to get over his latest big loss
“... really thought Sam and Clarence would come through for me, but I learned that if you’re gonna steal an election you can’t just call up Rudy at the last minute to do it...”
“Mr Big Justice just kept denying and denying me standing, even when I dressed up in my best pumps and designer lingerie...”
“People say, ‘Don, to win an election you have to get the most votes.’ But do you really? I think next time if I just scream louder it should all work out in the end.”
(Caveat: I have never watched an episode of Sex and the City, I just understand it a bit through cultural osmosis)
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