OKAY the #RiseOfTheGuardians watchalong has BEGUN. @amedawg18 are you ready for the madness

Chris Pine is here. #ROTG

oh NO #ROTG

did he just die...and the moon resurrected him and made him jack frost or??????? i need the LORE #ROTG

What the fuck, this as pagan as fuck and i love it

SANTA IS RUSSIAN?

WHO ARE THESE LORGE....LIKE, SASQUATCH MINIONS OF SANTA'S

omg I am into this. what the hell is this hummingbird fairy thing

oh god I'm into hot ghost jack frost
#ROTG

I am thinking EXACTLY what everyone thought I would think of this fucking movie. #RiseOfTheGuardians

"i'm dealing with PERISHABLES" says the ?easter bunny?

they are communicating with the moon, i am fucking LIVING
#riseoftheguardians

oh GOD jack frost is HOODED NOW that is a SPECIFIC THING BON LIKES lmaoooooo
#riseoftheguardians

"hey, wind! take me home!"
FUCKING. LOVING. THIS.
#ROTG

THIS KID IS INTO CRYPTID CONSPIRACIES I AM SCREAMING. YOU WERE ALL RIGHT
#ROTG

ready to worship my hot ice king
#riseoftheguardians

me: Is there a plot? No, there is only jack Frost
#ROTG

"no one ever sees me"

BON sees you, baby

#RiseOfTheGuardians

the sheperd's crook he carries is sexy and no i won't elaborate #ROTG

WHO IS THIS LARGE MAGIC GOTH MAN
#RotG
major HOT HADES HERCULES 1997 VIBES

why is the bunny australian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

answer: bc he's hugh jackman apparently

why has he got a boomerang and all? is there some australia-specific rabbit lore i am missing, what is he supposed to be? help

Jack Frost wears a hoodie and is too good for shoes, is he just a stoner in the 00s or

jack frost shuts this party DOWN by freezing it all, LAWD what a MOOD
#ROTG

The bunny's picking fights with my king.

omg the minions are legit yetis. oH, we are thriving, kids. #ROTG

did they base CGI Chris Pine's eyes on his real eyes, because...
#ROTG

Glad I'm sober because this like, main atrium of santa's workshop is... trippy as fuck

OH YEAH we got REINDEER BABY
#ROTG

this santa is entirely batshit
#ROTG
like your soviet russia uncle or something

the TOOTH PALACE??
what the fuck
PLEASE tell me Baba Yaga makes an appearance.
#ROTG

Oh no, I am shipping Things

Pitch is a whole-ass mood and that's that.
#ROTG

I always find the Power of Belief absolutely fascinating as a facet of lore in things like this. #ROTG

Bon: can't watch folkloric things without making it intellectual at some point

SANTA'S GOT SOME MOTHERFUCKING SABERS? WHAT
#ROTG

SANTA DOUBLE-WIELDING BLADES I LOVE IT

WAIT ARE THEY IN ASIA

Villain with dark clothing and a generally morbid air who arrives and proceeds to monologue in a sinister tone: *appears*
Bon: That one's mine.
#riseOfTheGuardians

I just feel like Pitch and Jack Frost could bond over being invisible and not-believed-in and maybe kiss
#riseoftheguardians

Wait. is the sand.............. is he THE SANDMAN did i jUST figure that out hahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahh

the sandman is riding a glowy stingray now, i am so here for this
#ROTG

army of spooky black horses: *appears*
Bon: I want those
#ROTG

i feel like the stakes just got VERY HIGH
#ROTG

NO, SANDY
#ROTG

Array of funerary candles, very into this #ROTG

Jack's hood is up, universal language of Sad Boys Everywhere
#RiseOfTheGuardians

Very confused by the orgy of easter eggs idk idk idk i looked for ONE MINUTE #ROTG

this is some willy wonka shit and i ain't mad actually #ROTG

ohhhhhhhhhh WORD this is celtic as hell here

Is that a bed in the middle of the woods.

I am not saying anything!

you could cut this sexual tension with a knife
#ROTG

I bet if Jack banged Pitch the rest of the movie would be rendered redundant.
#ROTG

Pitch isn't wearing a shirt under that robe

go to the dark side, jack
they're already accusing you of a fling with Pitch like they're jilted lovers

Santa's just mad he didn't get any of that chilly ass like Pitch
#ROTG

Pitch voiced by jude law makes perfect sense

omg it's getting sexy.
#ROTG

"WHAT GOES TOGETHER BETTER THAN COLD AND DARK"
#RiseOfTheGuardians

PITCH WANTS JACK FROST'S STAFF I'M NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP #RiseOfTheGuardians

SCREECHING

"All i can do is keep you cold"
wow that, did something to me in my feels

omg mortal jack is hot i ain't ashamed to say it

My mother: *appears for jack's death scene* GOSH THAT'S TERRIBLE

I am having similarly deep feels like when I watched Over the Garden Wall. some of these seasonal watches hit me in the soul #RiseofTheGuardians

OK back with another Pitch scene

OMG is it down to One True Believer.

the one true believer would CLEARLY be ME, this is fake

shotgunning a can of coke during this scene with jamie seeing jack frost

what a spiritual experience

"can you see me"
oh i sure can buddy, these eyes are blessed
#RiseOfTheGuardians

god i love chris pine

my mum's literally lurking in the room bc of him

THE BABY BUNNY. OMG. MY HEART

*Pitch versus Jack battle commences*
Bon, holding a huge bowl of cheez-its: *chanting ENEMIES TO LOVERS, ENEMIES TO LOVERS, ENEMIES TO L-*

everyone is playing hockey now or something there is a lot of ice

Jack Frost can fly me through the air anytime

The power of belief saves the day! #ROTG

for some reason the easter bunny has said ho ho ho more than santa this whole movie?

SAND BOI IS BACK

This nonverbal boi is so fucking pure
#ROTG

there's a big ass dinosaur made of sand and i'm not gonna ask questions

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Jack has a new surrogate sibling
healthy emotional bonds ftw

"I AM THE BOOGEYMAN AND YOU WILL FEAR ME"
probably something i have said in RL as well
#ROTG

if Soviet Santa approached ME with his mob, i'd be scared

the tooth fairy is thicc
#ROTG

omg it's nearly over. i'm ready for some fanfic

probably also ready for some horny fanart *puts on bike helmet*

"WHEN THE MOON TELLS YOU SOMETHING, BELIEVE IT"
i'm crying
#RiseOfTheGuardians
#THISISFORME

That was the strangest hybrid of Wholesome and Horny I've ever beheld
#RiseOfTheGuardians

the end credits music is so unexpected. i thought there might be some viking chanting or something

I would like to order a yeti minion, please #ROTG

did that yeti just write in a kid's diary

there happen to be several Bonnies in the credits. that's some real synchronicity there
#ROTG

alRIGHHHHTTT i think that does it!!! Thanks for tuning in folks, and the 4 of you who watched/followed with me, thanks for an excellent hour and a half.