The way y’all talk about incontinence? With your diaper jokes?

Makes me glad as hell all of you married someone that is not me.
Just because you hate him doesn’t make your fat jokes or your diaper jokes okay.

His feelings aren’t hurt. You’re just indulging in the same bully behavior that he does.
Cannot wait to get old with someone who understands a human is still a human, even if they wear their poop in a bag.

What gets me is your absolute glee about it. It’s rancid, your behavior.

If you’ve made a diaper joke about the president I’m talking about you.
Fire insults with rifles. Use judicious marksmanship. Hit what and who you aim for.

Stop throwing cruel words around like you packed a shotgun with roofing nails, Jesus Super Mario Christ.
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