1/n: San Francisco #sffootgun roundup. (not The Onion)

Resolution: all city meetings shall begin with an apology to the Ramaytush Ohlone tribe.

Supervisors voted 7/11 in favor of cutting advertising with a local newspaper critical of city policies, citing critical ..

1/n: ... public discourse as the cause, and exposing the city to a 4th Amendment lawsuit (4 of supervisors are lawyers). They continue to further clarify their position with an obviously false libelous press release and reclarify the multiple causes for which they may be sued.

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- Debated renaming the Zuckerberg hospital (following his $75M donation)
- Debated permitting for single residence for an hour
- DA released a 14-times-arrested car thief, (citing crimes of poverty?)

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- Resolution: It shall be a citable offense to smoke tobacco in a multi-unit residence. Recreational marijuana is exempted.
- City officials claimed credit for finally reopening playgrounds (finally, at the peak of the pandemic)

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- Several CEOs fled following the recent CEO tax
- Several companies relocated
- Small businesses are devastated, are receiving no assistance

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- The homeless are housed in $8000/pm hotel rooms while the city has record vacancy and record low rents for studio and 1 bed apartments at 1/4 of this price. City supe says it's mostly federal money, overlooking that SF residents *also* pay federal taxes.

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- Continuing FBI indictments over kickbacks for contracts
- Landlords must report rental information to the city that is more cheaply available via Zillow.

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- @PIER39 tries to reduce COVID spread by limiting access to single entrance and counting people, causing large crowds at the entrance

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Scooter rental is banned, while the city wages a war on motorists and the bus system is shut down. The sale of vapes is banned. The sale of drinking straws is banned, but the city provides them by the carton for more safely smoking fentanyl.

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The city gives out tents to the homeless. The city takes away tents from the homeless and throws them in the trash.

City leaders blames 'tech extractors' for the decline of SF.

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A quick breather for a Pop quiz review:
(1) is it a crime to smoke fentanyl in a multiple-unit residence if it is smoked through a straw?
(2) what is you roll joint with half tobacco and half marijuana.

I don't the answers, but new case law will surely clarify.

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Death. Plague. Lost education. Poverty. Homelessness. Crime. Good weather for the apocalypse. Addiction. Another 3 dead by overdose tomorrow.

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By all means, let's rename the hospitals, silence our naysayers and say a payer to a tribe who's land was long since stolen and likely would refuse its return if inhabited by such disingenuous people as it is today. FFS!

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In California news:

Assembley woman Gonzalez, curses Elon Musk for moving (himself) to Texas, then goes on to blame him for California high amount of COVID in Latinos
https://twitter.com/LorenaSGonzalez/status/1259556798882648064
https://twitter.com/LorenaSGonzalez/status/1259287879177531392
- Cisco moving to Miami
- Oracle moving to Texas

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1/n Unless you're a sports stadium, your project is always 5 years out. https://www.potreroview.net/opening-of-mission-bay-school-delayed/

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City supe @AaronPeskin called out for for sexist admonishments.
City supe @HillaryRonen calls out for eye rolling.
Which is sexist? We can't decide.
The children bicker. The city burns. https://twitter.com/stuz5000/status/1336738758545162240

One week in the life of SF

It's good to remind ourselves that drugs and government waste are the urine filled squirt guns that extinguish flames of empathy for the homeless.
"It's the drugs." But it not _all_ the drugs.