Read on Twitter
matching some of these headlines to books 
1. "A Ghost Is the Perfect Quarantine Sex Partner" - MISSING, PRESUMED DEAD by @eeberquist https://twitter.com/geology_rocks/status/1337136777841283072
1. "A Ghost Is the Perfect Quarantine Sex Partner" - MISSING, PRESUMED DEAD by @eeberquist https://twitter.com/geology_rocks/status/1337136777841283072
2. "Animals Keep Evolving Into Crabs, Which Is Somewhat Disturbing" - WILDER GIRLS by @itsrorypower
3. "Countries with more butter have happier citizens" - SOMEWHERE BETWEEN BITTER AND SWEET by @LaekanZeaKemp (cc @TheNovl)
also A TASTE OF LOVE by @JenYenWrites
also A TASTE OF LOVE by @JenYenWrites
4. "Pope Francis urges followers to pray that AI and robots 'always serve mankind'" - PRINCESS short story by @msmayaprasad in the FORESHADOW anthology was the first thing I thought of!
5. "AI camera operator repeatedly confuses bald head for soccer ball during live stream" -
RUNNING WITH LIONS by @julianw_writes & DARIUS THE GREAT IS NOT OKAY by @adibkhorram
soccer gays for the win. pretend the AI doesn't exist. i am here to yell at you about soccer gays.
RUNNING WITH LIONS by @julianw_writes & DARIUS THE GREAT IS NOT OKAY by @adibkhorram
soccer gays for the win. pretend the AI doesn't exist. i am here to yell at you about soccer gays.
6. "3 men banned from Yellowstone after trying to cook chicken in geyser" - SUPER FAKE LOVE SONG by @davidyoon
(do i think our chaos nerds would do this in a video? absolutely)
(do i think our chaos nerds would do this in a video? absolutely)
7. "Court rules Subway sandwiches too sugary to meet legal definition of 'bread'" - A CUBAN GIRL'S GUIDE TO TEA AND TOMORROW by @LauraTNamey
8. "Rats besiege New York Chipotle, eating avocados and attacking staff" - THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS by @thechloegong
replace rats with [redacted], and you've basically got the whole plot
replace rats with [redacted], and you've basically got the whole plot
9. "Self-proclaimed leprechaun whisperer reveals he's still in contact with the mythical creatures who only reveal themselves to him - and insists they 'don't have a problem' with lockdown" - THE BEAR AND THE NIGHTINGALE by @arden_katherine
10. "Universe shouldn't exist, says CERN physicists" - THE SOUND OF STARS by @alechiawrites
11. "These foul-mouthed parrots had to be separated after cursing at wildlife park visitors" - FOOLS by @actualgina in the FORESHADOW anthology.
replace "foul-mouthed parrots" with "grumpy girl without a heart," and "wildlife park visitor" with "charming half-demon"
replace "foul-mouthed parrots" with "grumpy girl without a heart," and "wildlife park visitor" with "charming half-demon"
12. "Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty accused of punching child" - DON'T READ THE COMMENTS by @ericsmithrocks
i'm sorry but anything Philly gets automatically assigned to Eric that's just how this works
i'm sorry but anything Philly gets automatically assigned to Eric that's just how this works
13. "Overzealous profanity filter bans paleontologists from talking about bones" - BEYOND THE RUBY VEIL by @mara_fitzgerald
i mean,,, [redacted] certainly wasn't telling emanuela ~something~ about body parts
i mean,,, [redacted] certainly wasn't telling emanuela ~something~ about body parts
14. "Man requests sword fight with ex-wife and lawyer to settle legal dispute" - KEEP MY HEART IN SAN FRANCISCO by @sincerelyamelia
bowling is basically sword fighting
bowling is basically sword fighting
