She spends days making displays of Devaronian poetry in hopes it will circulate half as much as "Jedi Nihilism" and "Blaster Marksmanship For Dummies," and nights trying not to be attracted to Stormtrooper TK-223. "Teckla Jaster, Death Star Librarian," coming soon to @disneyplus
In episode three, Teckla really needs to finish a webinar on Confronting Institutional Bias in an Evil Organization, but it sure would help if Admiral Karsis wasn’t in here every five minutes asking for help recovering his password to the turbolaser array.
In episode seven, it’s really hard to work discreetly on one's resume at the reference desk when the new supervisory droid won’t stop flitting around Teckla's work space. Genocidal employers can be so micromanagey.
Episode twelve: emergency! Grand Moff Tarkin says he needs to study the Death Star plans immediately, but he doesn’t have a flash drive and Teckla’s sick of giving everyone office supplies all the time. He can suck it up, it’s not the end of the world.
Episode thirteen: well, at least she won't have to do this weeding project she's been putting off.
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