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arrum tries to explain dragongate roster 2.0: a thread

yes i deleted my old thread and am posting a new and improved (lol) one.

it has been a year or so of me liking the promotion so hopefully i'm better at pitching you these ppl now lel

YAMATO

- DG career is a journey
- like once he was a fuckboi
- then went thru a goth phase
- now he's your dream man
- an mma nerd if i ever see one
- his hair has its own story
- certified food coordinator
- idk what that means
- just standing here with his YAMATO spiriiiiit

Masato Yoshino

- aka Speed Star
- bcs he is THE FASTEST WRESTLER ON THE PLANET
- not debatable, I REFUSE
- is not on SNS
- most of his moves are named in spanish
- was a sexy tarzan pls look it up
- was also former italian
- likes mangoes
- some say he's married to doi but idk

Naruki Doi

- betraying people

- jp wiki even knows of his frequent betrayal towards yoshino lol
- but he does nothing wrong tbh
- MUSCULAR
- yells OI a lot
- certified diet & beauty specialist
- AND personal fitness trainer
- big match doi has colored hair
- mostly silver

Naruki Doi- betraying people - jp wiki even knows of his frequent betrayal towards yoshino lol- but he does nothing wrong tbh- MUSCULAR- yells OI a lot- certified diet & beauty specialist- AND personal fitness trainer- big match doi has colored hair- mostly silver

Kzy

- a ball of charisma
- used to have rapper gimmick
- I mean he still raps
- he's truly about that life I guess
- one time he got shaved bald what a tragedy
- speaking of that he had questionable hairstyles
- uppercut hours
- it's kzy time all the time
- (not according to DG)

BxB Hulk

- BEEBEE HULK
- shingo takagi ETERNAL RIVAL™
- friends w/ shingo on LINE, nvr talk

- shiny overlord
- kicks a lot
- a former soldier FOR REAL
- darkside hulk is his goth/heel char
- real good artist
- like he draws so good sometimes he designs logo & artwork for DG

Eita

- super j cup 2016 LOOK IT UP on njpw world
- bffs w/ despe
- despe is numero dos, eita is numero uno
- lovs mexico i think
- had questionable hair
- got shaved once and bald eita was a TIME
- u can find a video of him practicing counting in spanish on yt
- EITA NO MOLESTAR

Ultimo Dragon

- an icon tbh
- theme song muted for copyright reasons
- prob taught ur fav wrestlers
- birthed toryumon
- then he left like THE AUDACITY
- then returned so he's like here forever now
- stephanie mcmahon said he's a hunk
- i agree
- fASHUN GOD
- hustlin 24/7

Masaaki Mochizuki

- MOCCHY
- former karateka
- went to his gaora profile & google translated his nickname to SOUL KICK KING
- WELL
- he's really good at kicking tho
- you might see him a lot in NOAH
- bros with marufuji
- has high appetite
- posts food pics
- SINGS HIS OWN THEME

Shun Skywalker

- 180cm
- v important bcs he's the TALLEST BITCH IN THE PIT
- emily tweeted he's a beautiful fish
- now we all call him fishman
- was in mochizuki dojo but left
- it was dramatic he cried
- was on excursion in mexico then he grew thicc
- then recruits other fishes

Dragon Kid

- at first I thought he was 15
- BOYO HE WAS BORN IN '76
- onita didn't let him wrestle bcs he smol
- some of his moves' names are...christian
- and i was like confused
- THEN I FOUND OUT HIS NICKNAME IS CHILD OF GOD
- bruh
- modeled for uniqlo
- dedicated cat dad

Ben-K

- benjamin kennedy
- the strength of him
- flexes a lot
- like ok we get it u beautiful & stRONg
- used to have shingo's mullet
- okuda BFF
- betrayed a group to join another group then kicked off by the group lel
- was beefy then slims down and now we are all confused

Strong Machine J

- u might know super strong machine
- this is his son
- i heard he's very good looking unmasked
- LUCHAS DE APUESTAS J!!!!
- tokyo sport awards 2019 rookie of the year
- ok idk anything else he's supposed to be a mystery
- he's supposed to be a machine OK

Kenichiro Arai

- ok personal experience but
- the first time i saw him was live & at w-1
- lel
- anyways he's a toryumon graduate
- we also call him AraKen
- has strong head
- vs maki itoh when
- i wanna say he's chaotic uncle #2
- also like...drunk
- ALSO COACHED FOR TOFU PRO

Bokutimo Dragon

- fka Big R Shimizu
- OH BOY
- HE'S SO CHARISMATIC
- he had (?) mycoplasma pneumonia
- shingo helped him got into dg
- his ACTUAL entrance theme literally goes BIG R DUDUDUDUDUN
- WCW stan
- pretty popular among ur joshi favs
- like pls love him he's amazing

K-ness.

- honestly a great wrestler
- but injuries :/
- fka Darkness Dragon
- not to be h*rny on main but
- fam it was a good look
- unmasked by dragon kid
- then remasked again WHAT A LEGEND
- susumu's bff = K-nesSuka
- actually went to nooj tryout
- dragon ball fan
- doggo dad

Super Shisa

- was typing his name, & his theme played in my head
- PUN MASTER
- i don't understand his puns
- but i support him
- the name's SAITO when wrestling without mask
- i won't even touch yoshi tonic in this thread
- owned a taco shop
- v versatile
- mostly llave, bro

Shuji Kondo

- former rugby player
- worked in ajpw too
- some probably know him most from w_1
- king kong
- everybody calls him kon-chan
- friends with SANADA
- has a gym called ichigo gym
- secretly fashion king
- banished by dg in 2004
- & now he's back full-time~

H・Y・O

- that's how u correctly write his name
- used to be hyo watanabe from mochi dojo
- but now he's a brat
- his birthday = wk day
- his gear has leopard pattern or something referring to a leopard
- bcs his name's the literal translation
- mini razor ramon
- appreciate him

Mondai Ryu

- PROBLEM DRAGON (literal translation)
- or monchan
- his problem is he has too much salt tbh
- expressive masked guy
- how to announce his name:
- "mondai ryu, MONDAI RYUUUU"
- one time his theme was just chorus of boos
- has plushies hanging on his mask sometimes

Diamante

- ok idk deep abt lucha libre pls don't kill me
- (guy) diamante
- big dude, moves quick
- really a powerhouse
- worked some nooj & ajpw shows WHAT
- apparently was a bbyface in mexico?
- but now he's in r.e.d.
- diamante pls free ur muscles
- also good hair

"brother"YASSHI

- catie had provided me with infos
- anyways
- that one dude with dreads
- not fulltime in dg bcs he's also in dovepro
- but he was a toryumon graduate
- in between super chill and really hyped
- QUESTIONABLE PANTS
- skilled calligrapher and likes reptiles????

Genki Horiguchi

- HAGE
- that means baldness
- he embraces it
- one of his main finishers is a backslide
- there's backslide from HEAVEN and HELL
- does the booking
- HIS MIND!!!!!!
- actually goth king
- we all love genki here
- has the best chant
- never ending hage dream

Dragon Dia

- dia stands for DIAMOND
- i think
- actually an e-boy
- has an interesting hobby
- filleting fish and watching tutorial vids of it
- mochi tried to recruit him into mochi dojo
- but dia refused wanna know why
- BCS HE ONLY KNOWS ONE MENTOR AND THAT'S DRAGON KID BItch

Kagetora

- u know susumu's kind of like that chill guy who's v good at the graps
- that's also kagetora
- you'd think he looks like a caw but then
- he wrestles
- then you're like YO???!!!
- chaotic when drunk
- went to the same primary school as mochi
- is just v supportive man

Ryo Saito

- aka SaiRyo
- if u have his theme
- listen to it in concert hall setting
- used to have cycling gimmick
- orange is his color
- has a move called SaiRyo Rocket
- it's v interesting
- he's a funny man
- actually kawaii
- ryo-chan is kawaii
- loves doi
- CYCLING YAHOO

Kota Minoura

- u know if u look at him now
- his white gear looks similar to yamato's
- much to think abt
- joined mochi dojo by slapping mochi
- bruh chill
- (but mochi kicked his head lel)
- prime zone reporter atm
- collects shoes wtf
- 7 COLORS SUPLEX
- kota pls explain thx

Kaito Ishida

- JUST A KICK BOY
- that's his actual nickname
- and his theme song
- actually kicks a lot
- this is just a personal opinion but i think he's an excellent seller
- rl bffs with OWE's Takehiro Yamamura
- went thru blackpink phase
- i believe his future is bright

Yuki Yoshioka

- prob underrated
- i stg he's v good in the ring
- nickname on gaora profile is BUMP OUT
- like what
- formerly in mochi dojo
- man with a mission fan
- on excursion in mexico atm
- or is he
- much to think about hm
- (whispers: infernooooOOo)

Oji Shiiba

- kotoka's bro
- quick kotoka story time
- he was a former dg wrestler but retired
- oji was kotoka's last opponent
- wanna say oji's still a youngling
- but got in the dojo earlier than current rookies
- i believe he's a fan of rock music
- hope he's fine tbh

KAI

- originally from ajpw
- so u know why he knows sanayan & bbushi
- followed mutoh out to w-1 (rip)
- got in dg bcs shingo asked lel
- he bruises easily for some reason
- i feel bad
- man really went from 0 to 100 tf??
- king of freedom
- i call him king of freelance HEHEHE

Gamma

- he's p funny
- kinda nasty
- tbh he has banger time so i'm like
- haha tf
- carries kendo stick evrytiem
- michinoku pro graduate
- sometimes he wears speedos
- and has cream
- CIMA/Gamma have HISTORY
- super friendly to kids
- owns a gym
- WHICH DOI SOMETIMES WORK AT

Punch Tominaga

- when he wrestled under his shoot name
- he lost a match so he must had a PUNCH PERM
- then he became Punch!
- shingo's fav ̶s̶o̶n̶ chair
- got posted by shingo so much
- he became the most famous trainee
- *shakes*
- v passionate
- family owns a dance studio

U-T

- his parents were already toryumon/dg stans
- so wow dreams came tru
- he's..injured a lot
- wanna say bcs he's excited not bcs he's reckless
- frickin submission specialist
- gonna be a llave master
- bravegate u-t pls
- used to have neat instagram feed
- NOT ANYMORE

Takashi Yoshida

- fka Cyber Kong
- then he got unmasked so here we are
- 1st graduate of DG USA dojo
- frequently tells ppl to shut up
- chops people in the neck
- also cooks a lot
- into kpop and kdramas
- dyes his beard sometimes
- does instagram live (almost) every night

Yosuke♡Santa Maria

- first things first, exótico
- pronouns: she/her
- was super shenlong
- loves all the boys
- except monchan
- has a LOVELY dropkick
- & lots of fangirls
- was the brave gate champ once
- and had the best title decoration
- cute stockings + headwear
- LOVELY

Shachihoko BOY

- maintaining that lucha rule of masked wrestlers
- unknown real name
- HIGH TENSION
- vocal cords broken i kinda feel bad
- pretty comedic
- him + yoshino = Amigo Tag
- probably a far better wrestler than i thought of him tbh
- gotta watch more of his matches lol

Shachihoko Machine

- shachi boy but yellow gear
- btw
- if u go to jp wiki & translate it with google
- shachihoko = KILLER WHALE
- but there's actually a separate wiki page for THE shachihoko
- & it's a fusion of tiger+carp lol
- multiple wrestlers dressed as him
- incl YOSHINO

Keisuke Okuda

- mr. danger zone
- mma based
- actual real shooter nerd if i ever see one
- did graps in ddt too
- p good since he did rojo match
- bffs with ben-k
- was in mochi dojo
- maybe 25% himbo
- supreme bitch (and other brands)
- ultimo's nephew WHAT
- great at comms

KAZMA SAKAMOTO

- Kaientai Dojo graduate
- yes, was trained by TAKA
- ex-wwe
- ok let's skip that
- but he still keeps the twitter handle lol LEGEND
- pretty much all over tbh
- zero1, w_1, noah
- hair..questionable
- opens umbrellas indoors
- haters keep hatin kazma is stayin

Don Fujii

- CHAOTIC UNCLE #1
- i shit u not
- REALLY BANGER THEME
- actually soft spoken
- sometimes sumo fujii
- that's for another thread maybe
- he's comedic most of the times
- but chops v hard bRUH
- he also gets chopped back lol
- train enthusiast
- karaoke machine idk her

Jason Lee

- u might saw him in CWC
- good, now watch his stuff in DG
- bcs he's even better
- from Hong Kong
- cosplayed bruce lee that one time
- learned how to do nunchucks from yt!!
- friendship ended with kaito ishida
- now kota minoura is my best friend
- brave gate jason

Susumu Yokosuka

- chaotic neutral
- nicknamed TECHNIC MASTER
- his entrance theme is a banger
- does crazy lariats
- cat dad
- very good at twitter
- all he does is post cat pics and pics of his friends
- and his sewing projects
- will cut the sleeves of his shirt
- bcs arms

Konomama Ichikawa

- oh boy
- fka stalker ichikawa
- tbh he's a comedy wrestler
- but actual legend
- unmasked by marufuji
- kancho master
- actually p skilled amateur wrestler
- carries a trident
- idk why he's the fucken devil
- divorced
- he's just trying his best

Yasushi Kanda

- carries a box
- used to have a mohawk when he was younger
- I WILL DEFEND HIM TO THE HATERS!!!!
- guy almost died and went back to wrestle T_T
- accidentally cute
- he's v multitalented tbh
- he's a wrestler, was a referee, trains too
- people call him CANDY :)

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