YO, HERE IN THE FUTURISTIC PLAYGROUND OF NIGHT CITY YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE!
Right, so can I get a tattoo?
OH, NO, SORRY.
How about a new haircut?
YOU TALKING CRAZY CHOOMBA. BUT HERE, HAVE SOME PINK SHORT SHORTS!
Maybe, since the only thing I can really see are my hands, I could express my individuality through, I don't know, a ring?
NO.
Bracelet?
NO.
Watch?
NO. BUT YOU CAN SELECT LONG OR SHORT NAILS. GO WILD AND PAINT THE WORLD IN YOUR CHOSEN NAIL LENGTH!
Oh, cool nails. And if, during my adventure, I want to trim my nails to short for an important meeting or--
NO.
But--
NO. NOW PUT ON YOUR PINK SHORT SHORTS AND LIVE YOUR DREAMS CHOOMBA.
On the back of my game case it says, "NIGHT CITY CHANGES EVERYBODY."
Maybe they should add, in small letters. "EXCEPT THEIR HAIR COS YOU ARE TOTALLY STUCK WITH THAT."
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