A thread on why Chelsea is a small club and why London is Red

Let’s begin with trophies

First we have to remove all of Chelsea’s European cups as they don’t count meaning they have 5 trophies in their history

Arsenal have 45 trophies

Chelsea fans say that Ashley Cole left Arsenal for Chelsea for success however I caught up with Cashley and he told me:

I left Chelsea because I suffer from mental retardation I don’t know why I ever left arsenal it’s the biggest mistake in my career I am so dumb

Arsenal have existed since 1886 and have won a trophy every year however these trophies don’t get shown publicly as if it were to come out the gap between arsenal and the rest of the English teams would be too big and everyone would think it’s a shit league

Arsenal have been in the Europa league for 4 seasons now and Chelsea fans love to make fun of that however what they dont know is that Arsenal made a deal with UEFA which was for them to be in the Europa league for 5 seasons in exchange they will win the next 10 champions leagues

This deal happened because Arsenal were in the champions league for too long and UEFA decided to let smaller clubs (e.g Chelsea and Spurs) enter the tournament for a little while

Another reason why London is Red is because every household in London has at least one red item in their house this officially proves London is red

Chelsea is a small club because their stadium only fits 40’000 when the world population is 7.5 billion ehilst arsenals stadium has a capacity of 7.5 billion

I said so

End of thread bye bye