Exposing Declan Rice as the fraud he is, and why he’s worth 20 mil

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First off, Rice cannot pass. His weaker left foot is just terrible, he might as well not have a left leg. Here we see him almost break his leg attempting to pass the ball
Again, here we see Declan’s complete lack of offensive awareness. He sees the ball and tries to clear it away without trying to find a teammate. Luckily, the ball goes to a player on his team and ends up finding the back of the net. Again, this attempted clearance was very lucky
Again, some more proof of how bad his weak foot is. He attempts to pass the ball and almost dislocates his kneecap trying to do so. Frankly, he should stop constantly passing with his left foot
In case it wasn’t clear already, because of his inability to pass, he should not even be in the England squad, let alone starting. My dead nan could have made this pass
Here we see, he receives the ball in an offensive position, and panics. He has no clue what to do because he can’t go forward. He wildly swings his boot at the ball and luckily finds a teammate
Heres a short clip of the luckiest goal in footballing history. He gets the ball and tries to turn around and pass backwards. However, while turning, he slips and his foot gets caught under the ball, lifting it into the back of the net.
As you know by now, Rice can’t dribble or pass, or attack at all. All he can do is sit infront of a defence. Here, he tries to pass it to the centre back but makes a bad pass so has to run after it. This is not dribbling
The above point stands, he cannot dribble at all, all he can do is pass backwards, he is a terrible ball carrier
Here, we see Rice display his non existent technical ability. My dog could do this simple steps and turns against some of the best players in the league, its very easy to do
Another example of his non existent technical ability. Controls the ball, dribbles past four defenders and then slots in Snodgrass. Kalvin Phillips does this in his sleep
Here, Rice intercepts a stray City ball, showing his horrendous reaction times, and then taps a two yard ball into the winger. Never does anything positive and lead an attack
As mentioned earlier, never does anything positive. Here, he tackles a player and has the opportunity to play a pass to a winger and start an attack. Instead, he turns around and taps it to one of the centre backs
Here, we can see Rice just spam sideways passes until he gets lucky. He has nothing to do with this goal, he didn’t do anything. All he can do is pass backwards and sideways, as demonstrated here
Finally, here’s some evidence I compiled that shows Rice does not care about West Ham Football Club. Whenever he plays, he’s only thinking about playing for Chelsea. He is a snake. Here is a little video that shows him not showing any passion or energy against Chelsea
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