@cm0102SL managers as current Premier League managers. Also, a predicted final league position for each team. Teams are posted in descending order.

A thread:
@MartinPlaysCM (Martin) - Sepp Blatter

This tyrant has his favourites amongst the managers in the game and isn't afraid to let everyone know. Can provide unpopular opinions about world-class players.Allegations of match-fixing and bribery are commonplace during his dictatorship.
@NorthernBurnFC (Ian) - Mikel Arteta

Although he knows the league inside out, this manager may be more style than substance. Unsure of his playing style and best formation, will find it tough at the top table unless he finds solutions to his problems quickly.

Prediction: 14th
@AsterAthleticFC (Alf) - Roy Hodgson

A stalwart of the league and fan favourite, he has been around long enough to understand what needs to be done. May threaten the status quo with tactical surprises and will mastermind plenty of shock wins along the way.

Prediction: 13th
@churchtownmfc (Ciaran) - Pep Guardiola

Living off deserved former glories, this attack-minded manager is prone to struggling with a weakened squad.Has the acumen to get it right in the end so expect improvements as the season wears on.His own biggest critic.

Prediction: 12th
@LokomotivBoston (Greevesy) - Brendan Rodgers

A good motivator that usually inspires a few wins early on but then thinks he is God's gift to the league. Tactically not good enough to mix it with the big boys.Squad routinely fall apart as the season progresses.

Prediction: 11th
@SDCMFC (Fyfie) - Steve Bruce

Tactically stubborn manager who displays an incessant enthusiasm for the game despite a constant lack of success.Has favourites in his squad and isn't afraid to play players out of position.Unashamedly lives and breathes the game.

Prediction: 10th
@DudleyHillFC1 (Ste) - Frank Lampard

A good guy that is liked by most who meet him, this manager appears to find himself blessed with a squad superior to his actual managing ability. Still unproven at this level but isnt afraid to be disloyal to former friends.

Prediction: 9th
@DragonDestroyCM (Jamie et al) - Graham Potter

Fluid with tactics from game to game and reportedly has unorthodox methods of training behind the scenes. Sometimes looks destined for the top of world football yet other times appears amateurish. The jury is out.

Prediction: 8th
@LEDS_OB (Hodgy) - Chris Wilder

Tactically innovative and forthcoming with his personal views, expect his side to go under the radar and ruffle some feathers along the way. Has close allies in the league but needs to be careful who he makes an enemy of.

Prediction: 7th
@FulchesterU (Macca) - Jose Mourinho

A master of mind-games, this manager always plays down his side's chances but exudes confidence behind the scenes. Superb man-manager that is loved by his squad that creates a true siege mentality. Potential to cause chaos.

Prediction: 6th
@BostocksCup0102 (Scott) - Ole Gunnar Solskjær

Popular among fellow managers and players, this gaffer will go on long winning runs but will plummet once the bubble bursts. Doesn't have the ability to cut it at this level leaving fans unsure why he was appointed.

Prediction: 5th
@SlothSpartak (Rob) - Nuno Espirito Santo

Vast knowledge of the game and backed by a man with connections, this manager oozes style and cares little for reputations or criticism from media outlets. Steadfast in his belief in his own players. A fan favourite.

Prediction: 4th
@SpezialGazelles (Craig) - Carlo Ancelotti

With a history of working with some of the best players in the game, this knowledgeable tactician loves a challenge.His players love him and his lofty ambitions could yet be achieved once his talented side hit top form.

Prediction: 3rd
@HoolsV (Jens) - Ralph Hasenhüttl

Young with fresh ideas influenced by other more experienced minds in the game. May start off poorly but faith in him will be rewarded. Tactically flexible and isn't afraid to tell it like it is; the hipster's choice.

Prediction: 2nd
@HaggisHuntersBS (Iain) - Jürgen Klopp

Arrogant and outspoken but with the track record to back it up. Struggled with fatigue last season due to style of play. Can be spiky when criticised but fosters a winning mentality that oozes through the club.

Prediction: 1st
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Except you, @BostocksCup0102. Yours was DEFINITELY personal.

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