This is it, folks. We have finally reached Peak Lie. There's no such thing as a Brexit "Australian option".

Australia doesn't have a deal with the EU. It does, however, have certain trade facilitation arrangements that we won't. So it's not even an adequate metaphor.

#Resign
But it gets worse. So much worse.

Australia may not have a trade agreement with the EU. But it has a tonne of trade agreements with other countries, including Japan, China and the USA.

It's not even a sub-par metaphor.
But it gets so much worse again.

Boris Johnson is telling businesses that now is the time for them to start preparing, with only *500 hours* left.

They have inadequate guidance. The ports are bunged up. There's a pandemic raging. And they have to guard against the impossible.
If Brexit were Boris Johnson's only failure, he could claim to be one of Britain's worst Prime Ministers ever.

But combine it with him condemning over 75,000 people to a premature death before their time due to his wishy-washy indecision over the pandemic, and he's THE worst.
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