I will now share virtual art for you to enjoy from home.

Please enjoy a pleasant mix of pop hits and background edm while you (and friends) do bumps in the bathroom.

Cristian Coo

Lara Lenhoff

CAROL TIPPIT WOOLWORTH (I get a kick from this one bc most of it is just people walking around an art museum)

ELENA IOSILEVICH (or, people don't get tired of kadinsky)

people love tits give the people what they want

CLARE O'NEILL ("I crave the moment of connection")

MARTA G. WILEY

JOSEPH R LOCKE ( @Locke_Person ?)
this guy captures "i'm in nyc and that is special per se"

ANA LEAL "Inspired by minimalism and the Concretism movement in Brazil" (the most minimal artist yet...with the largest portfolio presented yet as well lol).

they're all like this.

i'm skipping in sets of 3. they're titled mood 1, 2 ,3 etc

ok thats it.

ARTIOS GALLERY

here's a pic of that chap stick kennedy boy having a david bowie moment

oh god i'm in government oh god

BLUE GALLERY: MARC LIPP, DAVID SCHLUSS, JOEL AMIT, REDHEAD (isn't actually a full list of all the artists lol. just the "featured"...for title purposes)
ahhh yes. this is reminiscent of most modern miami pop style

getting into familiar territory

you would not believe how much contemp miami art is stuff along these lines just put in funny colors or with "gucci" plastered on it

these might be statues

part of me wonders if the instant style change/ artist within the group is non american.
yep. david schluss. israeli

love butterflies. hopefully we get a tumbler one of a guy blowing his brains out into butterflies

KARIN BRAUNS"My priority for every piece is to capture a specific moment of life in a colorful, balanced way so every creature presents itself as an “anihuminal”"

indeed.

feels familiar idk. gonna warm up some soup.

tbf she's the first so far to have a sub 1k price tag

starting to see a pattern here

notice she wrote "dior" in the zebra stripes

anihumnal.

Julie Schumer (abstract) and James Koskinas (portrait) pride themselves on painting close together but in different styles. Their words.

imo the thing about abstract splotching is you can't tell one artist from another, and rely entirely on the audience for meaning. sure that was novel at one time, but at some point you reduce more than the medium, but the reflective value as well. noise for noise sake?

Gebhardt Gallery "Egos, competition, unsolicited opinions — two artists under one roof, is that even possible?"

I SHOULD SAY NOT!

when people describe their work as "They make statements that stop people and start conversations." the work invariably looks like a rough draft or half assed....is that hunter biden?

this one called character flaws looks like a certain past president

sometimes I gett the feeling modern art is increasingly about "what do you think the artist was feeling when they made this"

then again, how many people find art therapy "fascinating...something to 'research' and 'explore'"

Chlan Grant
or, let's lighten the mood with some art used to fundraise for canadian schools. the 2nd one, wildest dreams, might go well with some moody blues

women always want flower petals everywhere until it's 2 months later and things smell like rot.

KIKI STERLING GALLERY " Our goal is to highlight artists from many backgrounds, whose works speak a visual language"

what a mission statement. i do like the 2nd

i'd say the 2nd reminds me of an artist but they all blur together at some point. moby dick is imo the most notable of this thread so far.

dig the 2nd. who does it remind you of?

DELJOU ART GROUP
"We are the country’s largest art publishing company"
how much you wanna bet that includes the most lukewarm art? would that include rbg? let's see.

I did see a good installation at the Indianapolis museum of art where you walked on glass floor panels held up by thousands of army man type civilian figurines.

make women wear these dresses and not just take pics of them
-return to fauvism?

why does the third remind me of john lennon and make me angry

take a moment too look at 3, presidents building a snowman

suck my dick. this ones called "icon ii"

and heres icon i

CHUCK JONES INCOGNITO
Jones helped bring to life many of Warner Bros. most famous characters—Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd and Porky Pig. The list of characters he created himself includes Road Runner, Wile E. Coyote, Marvin Martian, Pepe le Pew, Michigan J. Frog and others

He also produced, directed and wrote the screenplays for “Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas,”..Jones often recalled a small child who, when told that Jones drew Bugs Bunny, replied: “He doesn’t draw Bugs Bunny. He draws pictures of Bugs Bunny.”

His point was that the child thought of the character as being alive and believable, which was, in Jones’ belief, the key to true character animation.

look how he stands out from the rest

and what a variety of style too

wasn't the joshua tree cut down recently? peep the 4th, "manhattan beach" @CultWineGrinch

"Multi-talented fine artist, sculptor, and graffiti pioneer Kelly “RISK” Graval has been synonymous with the Los Angeles art community for over 30 years. Risk has solidified his place in the history books as a world-renowned graffiti legend and contemporary artist."

are other people copying him or is this just the public consciousness at work

"risky"
also. middle school SSS

I never get tired of artist bios.
Sharon Grimes creates “a feast for the eyes,” as stated by curator of La Posada de Santa Fe and Spa, Sara Eyestone. Her contemporary abstract works leap off the wall and into their viewer’s mind through the use of scintillating color.

Yes I enjoy art shit while also ironically shitting on artists. I'll file these under "post card designs and bathroom frames with incense"

JASON NAYLOR. Six years [into his career], Jason set out to start spreading his own message into the world. Jason’s work consists of bright colors and rich blacks, and regularly contains messages of love and positivity, as he believes that kindness is the key to success.

MADDI RING is a photographer who has traveled the world to remote third world locations to photograph people and places.

very straightforward no bs bio. i dig it.

i much prefer this to mr nyc street corners.

"Stephen Robeck is a photographic artist based in Santa Fe, NM. Much of his work is drawn from nature, but he enjoys creating images whose origins may not be readily clear. This kind of abstraction often leads to works that are intriguing, but also a bit mysterious."

looks like water to me

a lot of art has to be seen in person because of techniques used. that may be the case here.
All images are finished by hand. They are printed with pigment inks on lightly textured fine art paper, laminated to acid free board and sealed with three coats of an archival polymer..."

One of the most influential street artists to emerge from New York, DAIN combines the visual language of graffiti with collaged old portraits of Hollywood glamour stars...his unmistakable trademark is the “circle and drip” around the eye of his subjects.

remember what i said earlier about pre existing pics with other things plastered on

Phil was born in England, a land and culture of myths, legends and the mystical. He has traveled to many countries in search of experiencing the myths and spirit of diverse cultures. The wealth of the soul exists in images.

I couldn't not just drop of the last tweet with that solo pic LOL.

Headquartered in Miami, Contemporary Art Projects, USA, is dedicated to nurturing new contemporary art by providing exhibition opportunities and resources for emerging artists and curators.

Ricardo Cardenas through Donna Sved are in this studio.

Ricardo Cardenas

GARY TRACZYK

HUGO DIAZ

LEO DI TOMASO

LUIS KAIULANI

MICHELE A. UTLEY VOIGT

DONNA SVED

Duel Diagnosis: Collaboration by Dave Navarro and PADHiA
To be human is to struggle sometimes. Happiness is not always a choice. Sometimes the sun goes away and you can’t even find the spot where it used to be.

TBF I cut some of the bios for what I think are better descriptors or what is funny in the moment. Many of these bios are 3 to 5 paragraphs long.

CHARLES SANTORA PHOTOGRAPHY
I’m an Austin, TX based fine art photographer. My work could be summed up as an artistic view of man’s achievements combined with the human experience within the urban environment.

WALTER REDONDO FINE ART
My paintings are fueled by the expression of things that come to me through life’s unseen experiences. Every placement of color, or covering of another color, affects and shapes the painting. I love the process of squeezing paint from the tubes

he said he loves squeezing paint from tubes

he really loves just squeezing

In 1990, following the Chernobyl nuclear meltdown, Julia Hacker left the Former USSR and moved to Canada, Toronto. Now she is a full-time artist.

reminds me of bouquets

PADHiA is a Los Angeles-based artist and writer. Her work can best be described as psychological commentary. She explores the often unarticulated and obscure aspects of human existence in attempts to ease suffering and create connection.

MIRI MARCHESE
I love painting. My art is figurative and I choose the object of my work in a way that has to do with the meaning of my life at the moment... I deeply admire women, that is why a large part of my work is dedicated to her.

get you an island girl @oceanlander

umm crops from the previous v for vendetta?

Picture this: An American woman flees a glamorous job as an arts dealer. She sells all of her possessions and moves to the South of France alone, though she speaks no French. My name is Crista Cloutier and I am a visual-storyteller. That’s right,

I took a profound leap of faith and left a successful career in the art business to become a visual-storyteller in the South of France. The collection I’m showing here is titled “and she lived happily ever after”. I think it’s a story that you might recognize.

as great as this collection of instagram captions are I'm gonna skip the next four.

compare the theme of the last artist's bio with this next one.

Caro Ramonde is an Italo-Uruguayan conceptual artist who specializes in oil paintings inspired by nature, climate change, and current events. Caro traveled the world with her husband. She makes it a habit to visit her family and friends in Buenos Aires and Montevideo once a year.

Time to pick up where we left off. Here's some music to help you get in the schmood.

KALE ART GALLERY
I learned my art trade at an earlier age from my parents, 9th generation in Africa.

looks like the trad african we usually think about

Erik Jensen, a Utah native, has always embraced art. Being born deaf, he considers art to be his first language.

this guy recycles keyboard keys

TED FRYBERGER PHOTOGRAPHY
I’m primarily a Wilderness and Underwater Photographer but also take photographs of unique local attractions like the Washington, DC Monuments

"I have led hiking, biking, backpacking, and backcountry ski trips for local outdoor clubs for over 25 years."

compare this guy to south of france instagram caption artist.

Duke Windsor was born in Texarkana, Texas and served in the U.S. Marine Corps as a radio operator, combat illustrator and drill instructor.

the man sure loves burgers and wires

enjoy some christmas funk for this next segment

FABIO DAL BONI’s art, a mix between new pop art and fine art photography, is the result of his continuous quest to find those supernatural colors that he perceives when looking at the world.

this stuff reminds me of art you find in commercial art studios and possibly cruise ships.

JAMES PATERSON STUDIOI have been an “Imagineer” for as long as I can remember. (no where in his bio does he claim to work for disney)

In a stylistic amalgam of Pop and folk, abstract and figurative, Diana Rosa takes inspirations from an alternative upbringing where she closely connected with the natural landscape around her. This is her.

San Diego Artist Shima Shanti is a beeswax and fire painter in the ancient art form called encaustic.

Wholly modern yet timeless, each artwork is beautiful in its simplicity and unyielding acceptance of imperfection.

Luisa Barba is an established artist know internationally with works of her art sold in a variety of countries.

"well renowned artists" love drawing dali so much it's practically a personality type

Born in the USA in 1948, Carol Carpenter is an award winning artist who has exhibited her abstract paintings in galleries and museums worldwide.

ROSARIA VIGORITO
I am an Italian-American, a lesbian, a retired NY lawyer and law librarian professor, and an ovarian cancer survivor, but my calling is that of an artist. I rediscovered my childhood passion for art as an adult, which I call my second coming out.

Art should also be on the edge and push the societal bar, not for the mere sake of getting attention for attention’s sake, but as fulfilling a fundamental function of the artist as messenger, philosopher and empath. This role includes, to challenge

our known perception and preconceived notions, and to dare to be raw, emotional, psychological, sensual, spiritual and provocative.

Jackie Fuchs was born in Brooklyn, NY, in 1958. Being a late bloomer had its advantages, having quite high school at age 15, she returned to school and obtained a BFA in Art Education, Film and Psychology, at the University of Massachusetts in Amherst.

Fuchs moved to Sag Harbor, with her wife and new baby, opened four hair salons, while continuing to teaching art, clay sculpture, and hosting retreats focused on spiritual growth. (who read this bio and didn't see rbg coming?)

This prolific artist now draws on her years of talent, color theory and imagination to produce highly collectable pieces of art. Her new work is fueled by a whimsical instinct that evidences itself in uniquely imagined pieces that might best be described

as freeze frames in a movie set or a chapter in a book.

Experimentation with intuition—this is the hallmark of Chadwick Arcinue’s artistic eye, which has grown and flourished from a talent long in the awakening.

His inner artist was given free rein only in the past two years as Chadwick put aside his successful career in the world of finance, “picked up the brush” and established The Chadwick Concepts.

Roxy Sora, arrived in Florida fromCuba when she was 8 years old. Roxy and her sister were sent to an orphanage until they were reunited with their parent. Her time at the orphanage served as her opportunity to express herself through drawings since she did not speak the language.