ok here are all my pre-takes on tonight's Star Wars news so everyone can get mad at me:
I don't care about Cassian Andor. I don't know who watched his single good scene in Rogue One and thought "man we need more of him!" I will watch every second and love it.
I don't care about Kenobi. After the absolute trainwreck that was Picard, I learned my lesson about getting hyped for such things. I will watch every second and love it.
I don't care about the Bad Batch. A godawful 2013 epic bacon Reddit-ass concept that dragged within 5 minutes of its introduction. I will watch every second and love it.
I don't care about the KOTOR movie. I've tried like six times to play the game and every time I get bored 3 hours in. I will watch every second and love it.
I don't care about the Ahsoka show, and/or the Rebels sequel. Ezra Bridger is a little twerp — nah I'm just kiddin lmao let's fuckin goooo
I don't care about Rian Johnson not being involved. Actually, I'm genuinely happy that he got out and will never have to deal with us again. Even if I'm disappointed and all, good for him
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