So you don't like little dogs. Good for you. You're a real man. I'm sure you enjoy kicking them to prove your manhood. You have a great big dog that could eat the little dog in one bite. I'm so fuckin proud of you.
Dogs, like people, don't have any say in how they're born. I'll bet you enjoy belittling guys that aren't tall enough to meet your standard of manhood. They deserve it, right? Women are usually smaller people. Do you treat them the same? Crime stats say; probably.
I've owned big dogs and small dogs. Inside they're no different. They truly DGAF how you look or what you are in life. If you're their person, you have a friend for life.

If you think their size or the sound of their yappy bark offends you? Fine.
If you like talking about kicking them, or feeding them to a larger animal, do it as much as the 1st amendment allows.

Just get the fuck off my TL.
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