i’m about to watch glee for the first time. yes this is a cry for help

i know some of these characters’ names because my siblings loved this show and also because of that one episode on the office

i just wanna say off the bat that i hate mr schuster or whatever his name is. great value justin timberlake ass

not him being a spanish teacher......

ok the introduction to rachel “the racist” berry is literally terrifying. i love the creative decision to literally not have her speak. wish they’d kept it that way

i love the mean cheerleading coach. i can’t remember her first name right now and i know i’m gonna hate her later but she’s mean to schuster and that’s the only thing that matters to me right now

“THATS WHY EVERY ONE OF THEM HAS A MYSPACE PAGE” HOW OLD IS THIS SHOW

the principal is also mean to schuster and therefore i love him

i miss gossip girl

deena told me it would be weird to remember how many of these cast members have died while i was watching and she was right

y’all........ he’s been watching finn take a shower for like twenty minutes.......... is that legal....... or is this show in the “actions have no consequences” universe

DID HE JUST BLACKMAIL A STUDENT SO HE’D JOIN HIS DINKY LITTLE CLUB??????? JAIL

crazy eyes mcgee needs to chill. imagine having a crush on will “i watch students shower and then blackmail them to join my glee club” schuster

howa shoe fe3lan

is anyone gonna explain why schue has to leave school because his wife is pregnant or are we just supposed to roll with it

crazy eyes is like “do you wanna teach your kids that money is more important or being passionate about what you do” i just know she’s rich............

that was all ONE episode??

they wanna be high school musical so bad............

the ableism.................. i’m gonna sue

rachel said “i guess i don’t have a gag reflex” and crazy eyes responded “when you’re older it’ll turn out to be a gift” .....ma’am........ i will be contacting the authorities

not these children singing push it.............. i can’t even decide which part of it was most offensive........ is nothing on this show good

schue’s mad rachel lied to him like bro....... you literally blackmailed a student please take a seat you’re all going to jail anyway

what the FUCK is hamburger casserole

oh they’re in ohio this makes sense

i love that kurt coming out was a like....... a revelation

ok the only two i like are the blonde cheerleader who’s never spoken and the emo girl with the stutter. everyone else i would push into a locker

kurt’s dad is so fuckin funny the writers were like how do we make the straightest man on earth and wrote “former football player who busted his knee popping wheelies on his dirt bike, now wears plaid and a baseball cap to watch deadliest catch” hit the nail right on the head tbh

finn cannot move to save his life. he is possibly the least graceful character to ever exist and i love him for it. real himbo behaviour

back at it again at krispy kreme. last night deena and seif told me that this is when glee was still “good” and i genuinely cannot wait to lose my mind

literally all of the teachers on this show need to be in jail

the only UnPrObLeMaTiC character on this show is the guy on the piano

finn wants to name the baby drizzle and i thought it was gonna be racist or something but it’s bc he loves the rain. i’m simping

i love that half of these dance numbers are in the students’ heads because that’s exactly what high school is like

not will telling the students that they’re all minorities because they’re in the glee club............

do american high schools generally have slushie machines or is this one of those things where the writers are like fuck it it’s not the most ridiculous thing here anyway

oh we’ve just been introduced to “bully who is most definitely gonna be written as a self hating gay in the name of wokeness in a season or two”

i really wish they’d stop letting will dance........ like is it not enough that he exists....... i don’t like kurt but he’s the only one on this show who seems as disgusted as i am

i just realised why crazy eyes (i genuinely cannot remember her name) is so unsettling it’s because she actually looks like a creepy victorian doll come to life as a result of a magic spell gone wrong. like a cursed version of the tyra banks masterpiece of a movie life-size

will is like let’s see how you can move to the music in that [editor’s note: hideous] dress and then dances by himself

why the fuck are sue and will dancing together??? i feel betrayed by the only other member of the Will Schuester Hate Club

will telling finn that he belongs in glee club is actually such a mean thing to say

finn keeps talking about his dad like he’s not a war criminal

y’all waited to watch this every week?

will FINALLY found out about his wife’s fake pregnancy. it’s literally been three seasons

oh wow it’s actually only been 12 episodes my bad. feels like three seasons tho

britney and santana?????????,,,,,,,,

i was gonna ask why they pretend rachel is the best singer on the show when mercedes literally kick her ass both ways and then i realised it’s probably because of racism

ugh. back at it. i didn’t finish yesterday’s episode because rachel started singing by herself and i was like i don’t need this energy in my life right now

what are the people at sectionals clapping so hard for. i hate this show

every single adult on this show, even the minor characters, needs to be locked away somewhere they can never speak to children ever again

they’re singing kelly clarkson’s my life would suck without you which is offensive to me for two reasons:
1. this is me and my sister’s song and i hate to see it marred this way
2. my life would be 300% better without this show so this song really rubs salt in the wound

i can’t believe the principal boinked sue.:...:.. nothing on this show makes sense and not in a good way

oh. she roofied him.......... cool. cool. super normal and cool. this is fine. cool.

i hate artie so much. if he doesn’t stop with the blaccent soon i’m gonna find the actor’s twitter avcount and bully him

omg that’s the guy from mindhunter!!!!! i’m glad he’s doing better now

he’s being mean to rachel. i love this dynamic. i hope he’s evil

rachel wants to be sharpay evans so bad

crazy eyes is a virgin. i have nothing to say about this

why is cheating so easy for these people??????

the vocal adrenaline coach is so pretty. i know she’s famous but i don’t remember her name. she looks like rachel if rachel wasn’t designed specifically to piss me off. if by some soap opera miracle she turns out to be her biological mother i’m gonna sue

i’m so over how many times they talk about finn’s terrorist dad. like. just dump his ashes in a flowerbed maybe he’ll actually make one positive impact on the world

ALL THE ADULTS ON THIS SHOW ARE SO AGGRESSIVELY AWFUL!!!! I’M TIRED

i really want to hate sue but she’s as mean to will as i want to be. it’s so fulfilling. like i’d still send her to jail for several crimes but i’d wink at her while i did

will schuester is a huge slut and not in a good way but brittany is a huge slut in the best way

oh my god crazy eyes called will a slut too!!! mentally ill minds think alike

i will never believe that not one but TWO people like rachel. TWO!!!!!!!!!! the fact that she hasn’t been murdered alone is a miracle. i personally would’ve shoved her in a locker

i can’t believe mercedes is actually falling for puck. girl........ he’s a pedophile................. maybe not in her universe but i feel like that shit transcends alternate universes. mercedes sweetie if you can hear me stab him

my personal and unbiased opinion is that mercedes and santana should forget puck and kith

not them using a person with a physical disability to make rachel feel better about LOSING HER VOICE. this show is a fucking joke

we’ve never actually met rachel’s dads are we sure they’re real people and that this isn’t a bates motel situation

not a daydream where artie can walk...... why does this show hate people with disabilities so much........ i can’t believe i’m still on the first season. this w strikes me as the type where the identity politics get even worse as time goes on

NOT THE VOCAL ADRENALINE COACH ACTUALLY BEING HER BIOLOGICAL MOM SLDJDKDJDKDJ I WAS BEING DRAMATIC WHEN I TWEETED THAT

imagine being so beautiful and cool and giving birth to RACHEL BERRY........ i would jump out a window

i’m going to lose my actual mind. they called artie “half a partner.” who fucking wrote this show i’m gonna bully them i swear to god

if i was an artist whose song was used on this show i would simply sue them

not them knocking down communism AND lady gaga in the same scene........... truly nothing is sacred on this show

vocal adrenaline coach took one look at rachel and was like THIS IS A MISTAKE proving once more that she is the prettiest coolest person on this show and maybe in real life also

kurt is so fucking gross like?? leave finn alone. yeah maybe heterosexuality is a crime but it’s none of your business

not will’s wife preying on a sixteen year old...... let me google if the writers on this show have been convicted of any felonies

why does quinn sound like she’s fighting off a cold literally all the time?,? someone get this baby some nasonex

bullying is wrong but i feel like bullying rachel is legal. like justifiablr homicide

the only good character on this show is brittany. i would die for her. the biggest himbo

every time i’m attracted to someone (in this case, josh groban) i remember when jilan told me i only like non-threatening looking guys

stan vocal adrenaline

i can’t wait for quinn to give birth and be mean again

rachel keeps being like please be my mom and idina menzel (i finally googled her name) is like please leave me alone you possessed cabbage patch kid i’m going to get another child because you disgust me. i’m paraphrasing

ok so they lost regionals but somehow there are still another five seasons of this shit????

season two i love coach beiste immediately i would die for her but i know i won’t have to

for the love of all fuck stop letting artie rap..............

i hate to say this but i like ra i like rachel’s i like rachel’s new hair

my sister screamed SAMMY during the glee club’s offensive version of empire state of mind so i guess there’s gonna be a character named sammy??

artie rapping for the second time in the same episode.... i don’t deserve this

i’ve become fond of crazy eyes the counsellor now that she’s not on screen as much wait oh my god shes dating john stamos

why..... are there literal toddlers........ in the brittany/britney music video.................... literally what the fuck is going on here............

why does everyone keep telling will he’s a good teacher he’s literally a maniac

kurt’s dad is unreasonably upset with him for skipping dinner (???) and kurt’s like whatever which obviously means the dad’s gonna die or get into an accident or something

i’m a fuckin psychic (this show is super predictable)

i’m so tired of them singing about their feelings....... pitch perfect supremacy is real

you know what the real problem is? every single person on this show makes EVERY SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENS ABOUT THEM

the brain rot i am cultivating..... not only will i have zero brain cells left before i’m done with this show but i am genuinely convinced that it’s gonna make me a worse person

i’ve forgotten the dude’s name WHICH I USUALLY KNOW but harry from a very potter musical is on the show now

why is this show so mean to coach beiste. she’s literally so cool

i would kill for her. and i will

I KNEW IT!!!!!! the bully IS a self hating gay. i hate this show. but also i’m always right about everything

not gwyneth paltrow....... this is a new low

can you imagine how powerful sue sylvester would be if she was awful to the adults but nice to the kids?? she would be unstoppable. shoving will into lockers and make sure the kids could learn in a healthy environment? daddy behaviour. the showrunners were cowards

the glee club literally don’t deserve to win any competitions they’re so boring ALL THE TIME

i hate rachel so much. she literally has no redeeming features. none. she isn’t even the best singer. why do they not murder her every single second