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There's a haldi ceremony happening in the flat besides me and a hot girl just approached me for extra cutlery...
She is the cousin of the groom, who apparently said to her "ask him, he knows everything"
She is the cousin of the groom, who apparently said to her "ask him, he knows everything"
Loooool she's watching UCL highlights with me now... Salzburg Atleti 
Wtf is happening
Wtf is happening
Introduced her mom to me know who called her to get ready.
Boissss...
Boissss...
She used to work in my consultancy firm for a different client
BRB. I have been summoned 
Yooooooooooooooooooooo
First things first. Jo bhi bole ki katega.... A big fuck you! To all of you
Went there for Brkfast (obvious) and then the groom stopped me to give his cousins (including her) company while the havan went on.
Before I could say anything, she told me, You're a Man U fan na?
Went there for Brkfast (obvious) and then the groom stopped me to give his cousins (including her) company while the havan went on.
Before I could say anything, she told me, You're a Man U fan na?
So apparently the groom gave his phone to her and she saw this status on my WA.
I had no choice but to agree. However the best part was she said wo Ole tumhare club ko le dubega
I was like
I had no choice but to agree. However the best part was she said wo Ole tumhare club ko le dubega
I was like
She is an ardent Chelsea supporter for past 11 years
We spoke over football for like half hour while her other cousins kept staring at the phones being bored. When I tried including them, she said, "Ye sab Cricket wale hai, inko IPL ke aage kuch nahi samajhta"
We spoke over football for like half hour while her other cousins kept staring at the phones being bored. When I tried including them, she said, "Ye sab Cricket wale hai, inko IPL ke aage kuch nahi samajhta"
Then she had to go with the groom for some ritual and I was asked to help out the uncles with pagdi (feta). We didn't see each other for an hour, after which we met again, she being, bored.
She came over my home with her mom and couple of aunties for resting as they were up all
She came over my home with her mom and couple of aunties for resting as they were up all
Night. Right now they all are napping in my bedroom and will wake up for lunch now... Which will be around 2.00
Challo. The adventures moves over to lunch now. We are going on the terrace and I have strategically placed my mom close to her mom.
Hope for the best
Hope for the best
Her mom asked my mom, "Kay karto tumcha mulga?"
Finished my lunch, she asked me to click on picture with all her grannies on her phone. Guess what's her wallpaper???
Now some bangle vendor has come and all the ladies except her have surrounded him. She's like, "Bahar se aaya hai, hath bhi nahi dhoye aur sab auratein gher ke baithe hain. She said this and went to them to hand the vendor some sanitizer
Both of us were roasting my ex and her current employers so hard
Now she's asking where do I work now
Now she's asking where do I work now
Told her the truth. Was awkward AF, but I guess we moved past it when I told her about my short films. She's watching one of them right now
Definitely not into serious films... Dusri wali 30 mins ki hai.
Lagta nahi ye dekhegi. Told her that I will share her the link on WhatsApp
Soooo.........
Lagta nahi ye dekhegi. Told her that I will share her the link on WhatsApp
Soooo.........
Yipeeeee
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MY NEIGHBOURS MANNNNN
I was about to leave from their house when the groom's mom introduced me to her relatives as Groom for the next year. Her mom was right besides her. Ffs I blushed so hard all of them are laughing at me
Didn't expect this hype frm them
I was about to leave from their house when the groom's mom introduced me to her relatives as Groom for the next year. Her mom was right besides her. Ffs I blushed so hard all of them are laughing at me
Didn't expect this hype frm them
Stays in Mumbai suburbs 
Our Mom's have exchanged numbers for the "Kelvan" for my neighbour and his wife at their place
(Kelvan is a sort of ritual where both bride and groom are treated lunch or dinner by their relatives as a welcoming in us)
They're leaving now
Our Mom's have exchanged numbers for the "Kelvan" for my neighbour and his wife at their place
(Kelvan is a sort of ritual where both bride and groom are treated lunch or dinner by their relatives as a welcoming in us)
They're leaving now
She drives her own car (Swift Desire tho). Didn't feel soooo garib and useless before.
I helped her family with their luggage as they were stepping down.
I helped her family with their luggage as they were stepping down.
My neighbour shouted at me as I told him not to change until I click a pic with him. But I was more engrossed in her leaving. He realised it and asked her to join us for a photo before she left. And she did (with d family of course)
For all you assholes. This is the proof
For all you assholes. This is the proof
End of the thread...
Or we may never know... The beginning??
Or we may never know... The beginning??
