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this is a ranking of carbs, not by their culinary desirability, but by the evilness and power of the dark archonic spirit that motivates them
top 5 (in ascending order) https://twitter.com/the_aiju/status/1336740635659866112
top 5 (in ascending order) https://twitter.com/the_aiju/status/1336740635659866112
5. potato
it's only a little evil. did not mastermind a shift in the human collective unconscious.
it's only a little evil. did not mastermind a shift in the human collective unconscious.
4. rice
it's on the mild side of evil. participated in the neolithic terraforming/brainwashing project but has more or less played it straight since then.
it's on the mild side of evil. participated in the neolithic terraforming/brainwashing project but has more or less played it straight since then.
3. corn
extremely evil. demands blood sacrifices on the regular. is a homogenizing swarm threat. loves monoculture. doesn't even have a credible "wild type" form any more, just all in on dominating humans.
extremely evil. demands blood sacrifices on the regular. is a homogenizing swarm threat. loves monoculture. doesn't even have a credible "wild type" form any more, just all in on dominating humans.
2. wheat
all of the same kinds of evil as corn, but earlier, and more so. wheat invented gods and kings in order to implant a mind virus in humanity to make them motivated to terraform the world to be suitable for wheat. mission accomplished.
all of the same kinds of evil as corn, but earlier, and more so. wheat invented gods and kings in order to implant a mind virus in humanity to make them motivated to terraform the world to be suitable for wheat. mission accomplished.
1. sugar cane
a more recent entrant. this one is getting extra demerits for two reasons. first, it's literally an addictive white powder drug that children are especially vulnerable to. second, sugar cane loves slavery. motherfucker.
a more recent entrant. this one is getting extra demerits for two reasons. first, it's literally an addictive white powder drug that children are especially vulnerable to. second, sugar cane loves slavery. motherfucker.
