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i’m bored and i have nothing to do so i’m gonna rate all of the heart emojis [thread]
1. red heart (
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it’s standard, it’s what you expect. it expresses love, specifically a very strong sense. not for friends, mutuals, or any basic interaction. i think we all know what it should be used for. 7/10
)it’s standard, it’s what you expect. it expresses love, specifically a very strong sense. not for friends, mutuals, or any basic interaction. i think we all know what it should be used for. 7/10
2. orange heart (
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what. is this. what am i supposed to use this for? what does this even express? i’m absolutely baffled, bewildered even. i cannot fathom what anyone could possibly use this heart for. 2/10.
)what. is this. what am i supposed to use this for? what does this even express? i’m absolutely baffled, bewildered even. i cannot fathom what anyone could possibly use this heart for. 2/10.
3. yellow heart (
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pretty good. it’s got that good “i support u” kind of feel, very friendly. not too good for any sort of romantic type thing, but that’s fine. we need some platonic representation. 8/10.
)pretty good. it’s got that good “i support u” kind of feel, very friendly. not too good for any sort of romantic type thing, but that’s fine. we need some platonic representation. 8/10.
4. green heart (
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it’s cool. i personally don’t use it, but i could see it being used for some sort of cottagecore type stuff. or maybe something more activist-y. idk. i can see where it can be used, is the point. 5/10.
)it’s cool. i personally don’t use it, but i could see it being used for some sort of cottagecore type stuff. or maybe something more activist-y. idk. i can see where it can be used, is the point. 5/10.
5. blue heart (
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eh. it’s there. it’s not really bad, nothing like the orange heart, but it’s overshadowed by other hearts. just kinda mediocre. 4/10.
)eh. it’s there. it’s not really bad, nothing like the orange heart, but it’s overshadowed by other hearts. just kinda mediocre. 4/10.
6. purple heart (
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now THIS is what im talking about. really good vibes coming from this one. i use it a lot. it’s the one with the best message, “i understand/respect you.” good for mutuals, good for friends. good for content creators, too. just really applicable. 10/10.
)now THIS is what im talking about. really good vibes coming from this one. i use it a lot. it’s the one with the best message, “i understand/respect you.” good for mutuals, good for friends. good for content creators, too. just really applicable. 10/10.
7. black heart (
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i see the black heart a lot. i’m not entirely sure what it’s supposed to represent. it depends a lot on context, you know when you see it what it means and it adds something i can’t quite grasp. very mysteriously good. ???/10.
)i see the black heart a lot. i’m not entirely sure what it’s supposed to represent. it depends a lot on context, you know when you see it what it means and it adds something i can’t quite grasp. very mysteriously good. ???/10.
8. white heart (
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i’ll be honest. when i saw this, i forgot it existed. it doesn’t convey much of anything at all. i don’t get it. i’ve never seen anyone use it, either. does anyone even know this exists? it feels like a placeholder. 3/10.
)i’ll be honest. when i saw this, i forgot it existed. it doesn’t convey much of anything at all. i don’t get it. i’ve never seen anyone use it, either. does anyone even know this exists? it feels like a placeholder. 3/10.
9. brown heart (
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i don’t know. it feels as forgettable as the white heart, but it reminds me of the orange heart in how useless it is. i just don’t get it. 2.5/10.
)i don’t know. it feels as forgettable as the white heart, but it reminds me of the orange heart in how useless it is. i just don’t get it. 2.5/10.
10. broken heart (
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we all know what this is used for. it does its job; it conveys a sense of loss, of sadness, of a bad time. we know. it’s fine. 5/10.
)we all know what this is used for. it does its job; it conveys a sense of loss, of sadness, of a bad time. we know. it’s fine. 5/10.
11. dripping heart??? (
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what.?? i don’t get it... what is this? i just… huh?? 2/10.
)what.?? i don’t get it... what is this? i just… huh?? 2/10.
12. two hearts (
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good. very good. it’s a good vibe. i like it. i just wish it came in multiple colors, like the main heart shape. 8/10.
)good. very good. it’s a good vibe. i like it. i just wish it came in multiple colors, like the main heart shape. 8/10.
13. swirling hearts. (
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very, very good! it’s a superior form of the two hearts (), because they’re moving and it looks cool. i like it. 9/10.
)very, very good! it’s a superior form of the two hearts (
), because they’re moving and it looks cool. i like it. 9/10.
14. pulsing/beating heart?? (
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i don’t… it just looks bad. there’s no use for this. 1/10.
)i don’t… it just looks bad. there’s no use for this. 1/10.
15. the other pulsing/beating heart??? (
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equally as bad as the last. 1/10.
)equally as bad as the last. 1/10.
16. sparkling heart? (
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yes! here we are, very good. more good vibes. like the tiny versions of the pink heart, i have to deduct a point for not having a color slider/variation. otherwise great. 9/10.
)yes! here we are, very good. more good vibes. like the tiny versions of the pink heart, i have to deduct a point for not having a color slider/variation. otherwise great. 9/10.
17. heart with arrow in it?? (
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…i get the idea. i don’t vibe with it as an emoji. 2/10.
)…i get the idea. i don’t vibe with it as an emoji. 2/10.
18. gift heart (
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last but not least, this one.
nah. 1/10.
)last but not least, this one.
nah. 1/10.
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0/10.
not even a thing.
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0/10.
not even a thing.
