Official fork rankings.
D-tier. Flimsy, ugly, good only for whisking eggs or serving cat food (if we had a cat). I will never willingly eat with one of these.

C-tier. Flimsy and shit. Kids like the colours but I feel like I might snap them if I stab a fish finger too hard with my huge clumsy hands. Barely above D-tier simply because they match.

Also C-tier. Mismatched, with weirdly long tines. I'll eat with them, but carefully. They look old-fashioned, somehow.

B-tier. Solid and dependable, but not very classy. Very much a lunch fork.

A-tier. Elegant with a pleasing weight. From Ikea, but not the cheapest ones, so they're actually decent. The fork that guests get.

Unranked. The Big One. Normal fork for scale. A good joke fork if you're 8 years old and laying the table.