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THE OFFICIAL HINDU MONKEY FPL AWARDS
It's Award Season in the #FPLCommunity - but the only one people really want to win is a Hindu Monkey Shithousery Gong.
So line up, form a queue, and let's UNVEIL THE WINNERS.
Swearing follows.
THE OFFICIAL HINDU MONKEY FPL AWARDS
It's Award Season in the #FPLCommunity - but the only one people really want to win is a Hindu Monkey Shithousery Gong.
So line up, form a queue, and let's UNVEIL THE WINNERS.
Swearing follows.
THE AWARD FOR BEST LOOKING ACCOUNT
@GianniButtice
Look at the man. Just fucking look at him. Like a sculpture carved by the gods themselves. The hair, the swagger, the suave.
It's almost enough to forgive that he straps a fucking shark fin to his dog to pick his captains.
@GianniButtice
Look at the man. Just fucking look at him. Like a sculpture carved by the gods themselves. The hair, the swagger, the suave.
It's almost enough to forgive that he straps a fucking shark fin to his dog to pick his captains.
THE AWARD FOR BEST MEME CREATOR
@WGTA_FPL
Tom's meme game is now so strong, it is rumoured that he was conceived by the meme-chlorians. He is one with the meme.
He doesn't even know where his caveats begin or end anymore.
Runner up goes to @ClaretFPL - for this alone.
@WGTA_FPL
Tom's meme game is now so strong, it is rumoured that he was conceived by the meme-chlorians. He is one with the meme.
He doesn't even know where his caveats begin or end anymore.
Runner up goes to @ClaretFPL - for this alone.
THE AWARD FOR BEST VOICE
@Fantasy_Plonker
It's almost impossible to know on a sliding scale of gutter trash to satirical genius, where the Plonker Pod truly lies.
Some have called it the Love Island to Spinal Tap barometer.
Either way, I fucking love his gently mocking voice
@Fantasy_Plonker
It's almost impossible to know on a sliding scale of gutter trash to satirical genius, where the Plonker Pod truly lies.
Some have called it the Love Island to Spinal Tap barometer.
Either way, I fucking love his gently mocking voice
THE AWARD FOR MOST PERVERTED ACCOUNT
@MorpheusFire
Who hasn't tried to have a serious FPL discussion at this point without Morpheus sliding in with a fucking sex party reference?
He has more dressing gowns than captain successes.
@MorpheusFire
Who hasn't tried to have a serious FPL discussion at this point without Morpheus sliding in with a fucking sex party reference?
He has more dressing gowns than captain successes.
THE AWARD FOR MOST ANNOYING ACCOUNT THAT I STILL INEXPLICABLY FOLLOW
@FPLBhuna came real close, but ultimately he caves when it comes to being a true class-A Cockwomble.
Instead, the gong goes to @FPL_Fly
An absolute elite shithouser of the highest order.
@FPLBhuna came real close, but ultimately he caves when it comes to being a true class-A Cockwomble.
Instead, the gong goes to @FPL_Fly
An absolute elite shithouser of the highest order.
THE AWARD FOR MOST FPL TEAMS MANAGED
@FPLHeskibo
From beef to award winner. Nobody does make ups like the Monkey... and nobody does SO MUCH FPL like Heskibo.
England, Scotland, Norwegian, German, UCL, Champman.
No game is spared from his tinkering.
@FPLHeskibo
From beef to award winner. Nobody does make ups like the Monkey... and nobody does SO MUCH FPL like Heskibo.
England, Scotland, Norwegian, German, UCL, Champman.
No game is spared from his tinkering.
THE AWARD FOR MOST LIKELY TO BLOCK YOU FOR FARTING IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION
@MattKearney92
Getting blocked in T-Minus 5... 4... 3...
@MattKearney92
Getting blocked in T-Minus 5... 4... 3...
THE AWARD FOR BEST CAT
@FPL_Ernest
Absolutely shocking FPL Manager, but genuine legend of a Puss.
Imagine having to deal with @lonesomepundit as your owner. Never knowing if he'll feed you or fall in a fucking hole.
@FPL_Ernest
Absolutely shocking FPL Manager, but genuine legend of a Puss.
Imagine having to deal with @lonesomepundit as your owner. Never knowing if he'll feed you or fall in a fucking hole.
THE FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY HAVE YOU SAID THAT NOW AWARD
@fpl_tactician
Looking for an absolutely bold as brass prediction that will in no way shape or form come back and bite you in the ass? ENTER THE TACTICIAN.
(never change buddy)
@fpl_tactician
Looking for an absolutely bold as brass prediction that will in no way shape or form come back and bite you in the ass? ENTER THE TACTICIAN.
(never change buddy)
THE I CAN'T BELIEVE BEN FOSTER ISN'T IN THE LEAGUE ANYMORE AWARD
@FFScout_Joe
https://twitter.com/search?q=%40FFScout_Joe%20Foster&src=typed_query
Seriously... this madness goes back fucking YEARS Joe...
@FFScout_Joe
https://twitter.com/search?q=%40FFScout_Joe%20Foster&src=typed_query
Seriously... this madness goes back fucking YEARS Joe...
THE DRIZZLED WITH TRUFFLE OIL MOST BLINDED BY MY OWN TEAM AWARD
@ThreeFiveWho
Inside he's crying. Every day.
And that's just for every pound Arsenal spent on Pepe.
@ThreeFiveWho
Inside he's crying. Every day.
And that's just for every pound Arsenal spent on Pepe.
THE COPY AND PASTE YOUR TWEET EVERY WEEK AWARD
@marz05
Another huge award for Marz. His defensives are hard to break down, he has to be mentally and physically ready to collect it. Will Klopp have him and the boys ready?
JUST WATCH THE FUCKING GAME MAN
@marz05
Another huge award for Marz. His defensives are hard to break down, he has to be mentally and physically ready to collect it. Will Klopp have him and the boys ready?
JUST WATCH THE FUCKING GAME MAN
THE PAUL SCHOLES AWARD FOR BEING A GRUMPY OLD MAN WHO EVERYONE KNOWS DEEP DOWN IS ACTUALLY THE FUCKING GOAT
@Klopps_Mug
Dave tries to be a bastard. But he doesn't really have the commitment. I want to sit on his knee, have a murray mint and stroke his cat.
And he'd let me.
@Klopps_Mug
Dave tries to be a bastard. But he doesn't really have the commitment. I want to sit on his knee, have a murray mint and stroke his cat.
And he'd let me.
THE FUNNIEST TWAT ON HERE AWARD
Previously this would have been a shoe-in for @FPL_Partridge - but then he got bought out by the Disney Channel.
In his stead, one man has risen from the ashes.
@FPLPingreen
Half Twat. Half Tosser. All Banter.
Previously this would have been a shoe-in for @FPL_Partridge - but then he got bought out by the Disney Channel.
In his stead, one man has risen from the ashes.
@FPLPingreen
Half Twat. Half Tosser. All Banter.
and finally...
THE AWARD FOR THE MOST INSPIRING ACCOUNT
@Gemmabaggies
The single strongest, most amazing person I think I've encountered on here. She has time for everyone.
Chris was lucky to have you every fucking day mate. Harrison couldn't be in better hands
One Love.
THE AWARD FOR THE MOST INSPIRING ACCOUNT
@Gemmabaggies
The single strongest, most amazing person I think I've encountered on here. She has time for everyone.
Chris was lucky to have you every fucking day mate. Harrison couldn't be in better hands
One Love.
And so that concludes the awards.
If you didn't win one it's because you didn't deserve it or I hate you.
Although not as much as Fly.
Got to stop following that guy. Seriously.
Still. Best check what he's said next first...
If you didn't win one it's because you didn't deserve it or I hate you.
Although not as much as Fly.
Got to stop following that guy. Seriously.
Still. Best check what he's said next first...
