tl sleep? beer reviews from someone who knows nothing abt beer
name: the shape of hops to come imperial IPA
brewery: neshaminy creek, croydon, PA
my review: i accidentally dropped the can so when i opened it it exploded. in my haste to contain the eruption, i got it up my nose. it probably tastes good idk tho bc i can’t smell now
rate: 4/5
alright bet
2.
name: loose cannon ipa
brewery: heavy seas, baltimore, md
my review: solid ipa. tasted like...flowers? i thought i was trippin but it says “floral notes,” so i guess im just that good. hoppy. bitter, but not in an unpleasant way. kind of like me.
rate: 4.5/5
3.
name: harpoon ipa (boston, ma)
review: very tasty. new england’s original ipa for a reason. i like this one a lot. reminds me of my family history of living in snowy places & depression
rate: 5/5
4.
blood orange IPA from 21st amendment
review: i like this one too. at first i didn’t like it bc i tried it on a date w jude and the high alcohol content was making me look stupid but hey. here we are. beer is good n fruity. like m
rate: 4.5/5
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