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gf who thinks @threadapalooza seems neato [1/100]
gf who kept giggling on your first date because you had a ladybug crawling on your white shirt you didn't notice for like 20 minutes and she was enjoying the intense freeze reflex she must have inspired in you to make you stay so ethereally still that it didn't just buzz off
gf who squeezes your hand in line at starbucks to let you know she's feeling anxious and would like you to order for her
gf who secretly watched you teach her little sister to ice skate when her mom was stuck for a babysitter and started crying when she heard her roar with laughter for the first time since middle school started
gf who you bought on runescape
gf whose favorite place to fall asleep is leaning onto your shoulder during a long bus ride home
gf who likes it when she's folding fresh warm towels and you sneak up behind her, put your other arm around her waist, and start kissing her neck slow and sensual long enough to distract her from your other arm slipping into her panties
gf whose lips naturally curl up into a :3 whenever she talks to you in private
gf who rolls around in her bed all giddy when texting u
gf who used to dream of going outside with a handle of vodka and freezing to death but now can't do that because you're in all her dreams now and when you're there it's always early summer
gf who no longer needs melatonin because she just thinks about you
gf who whispers "wake up i miss you" in her sleep if you let go of her
gf who loves it when you hold her by the throat, tilt her chin upward, and slowly slide the smooth cold metal of a butter knife handle down her throat, gagging, salivating, eyes unfocused in bliss and staring a thousand miles beyond the ceiling above
gf who is honestly a lil annoyed that you transmuted the crackhead crush energy she had been feeding off for the past 3 months into stable and secure bf energy u dumb idiot, bleh. :p
gf who cums hardest when you make her feel like a consolation prize to all of the hotter more interesting girls you've been with, that you put up with because you find her cloying desperation and willingness to do anything to please you endearing
gf who likes to feel smol
gf who has a tough time texting first because she's always afraid she's annoying you (she never is)
gf who keeps the shades closed on weekends so the neighbors don't see
gf who keeps a long mental list of quiet synchronicities between your lives and the way you both process things, which just keeps growing the more you two talk, until it becomes hard to distinguish quite where her thoughts end and your thoughts begin
gf whose mom knows she's been talking to someone because she asked for blackcurrant soda from the store and she /never/ drinks blackcurrant soda unless she's treating herself... for talking to a cute boy without freaking out... 
gf whose love language is constantly and obliquely using phrases and ideas you two talk about in private in conversations with none-the-wiser third parties and then mentally ;3c'ing
gf who is the girl reading this
gf who sheds her chitinous larval stage moments before the end of time and emerges as the many-eye'd and terrifying butterfly which will consume your marrow like nectar, flutter by into the next aeon, and reconstitute you from the start where you can have a true forever love
gf who in a hidden act of self harm keeps trying to reveal new and worse parts of herself to you, each one more raw and bleeding and hated than the last, and keeps losing her absolute fucking mind over you as you accept each one in turn because you like her just the way she is.
gf who you bring gummi worms around for in case her ED is hitting hard and it's the only thing she can get herself to eat
gf who u tuck in
gf who doesn't normally do this but holds your hand on the third date
gf who asks you to please stop masturbating and just use her instead literally any time because she gets unreasonably jealous at anything your cum lands on that is not ontologically classed as "inside me"
gf who honestly didn't get the whole daddy thing until she met you, but uh,