Feeling anxious or blue? Pull up a chair and listen to one of my favourite stories from 2020, the derring-do, soap opera tale of two gay penguin lovers kidnapping eggs from their lesbian penguin neighbors at a Dutch zoo: 1/ https://www.thecut.com/2020/10/gay-penguins-stole-an-entire-egg-nest-from-lesbian-penguins.html
2. Zookeepers often give nesting couples free unhatched eggs, but these two gay lovers "with a reputation for trouble" and an eagerness for fatherhood didn't wait & took matters into their own flippers, stealing a whole nest from two lesbian mamas. https://twitter.com/dpamersfoort/status/1318463142263967746?s=19
3. The "conniving boys" have since been sharing caregiving duties, taking turns keeping the eggs warm & foraging for fish.
Meanwhile, per usual, the female penguins have no recourse.
They get the last laugh, though, as the eggs weren't fertilized and won't hatch.
Meanwhile, per usual, the female penguins have no recourse.

They get the last laugh, though, as the eggs weren't fertilized and won't hatch.
4. As a side note, this isn’t the first time the fellas have resorted to unlawful action: Just last year, the same couple stole an egg from a heterosexual penguin family and faced zero repercussions for doing so. So, emboldened, they tried again this year. https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/gay-male-penguins-steal-lesbian-couple-s-eggs-dutch-zoo-n1244575