So if news reports are to be believed, apparently aliens exist!

Yes, really.

We would like to take this opportunity to become the first Local Authority in the UK to welcome our friends from the Galactic Federation and encourage them to use Doncaster as their base on earth.

Why should a collection of extra-terrestrials choose Doncaster as their earth headquarters? Well, as if you even needed to ask, here are a few reasons:

We can only assume the aliens will need excellent public transport links to London, Manchester, Scotland and Hull.

Well, look no further than our famous train station.

We have lots of wide open spaces for landing their space crafts, so parking won’t be a problem.

They can learn about animals on earth at @YorkshireWP.

There are also some fun slides there, in case they want to blow off some steam*!

*or the Alien equivalent of 'steam'.

We’re not sure what aliens eat, but we’ve got them covered. Regardless of their budget, they can have a slap-up meal in Doncaster.

(We also have a famous market and a newly refurbished wool market, in case the Aliens like fresh fish, or live music and relaxed atmospheres.)

We’ve got a brand new cinema opening soon – who doesn’t like films?

Of course, we have an international airport too! Not that they’ll need to use it necessarily, but what if they like giant Toblerones??! Have you considered THAT?

So, our message to the Galactic Federation is a simple one:

Whenever you’re ready to say hello, give us three rings!

Or a low 'humming' sound?

Or just pop into reception at the Civic Office. You'll have to sign in, but after that we can discuss Doncaster's pivotal role.