Feeling fuckin buzzed lads
Just lifted a car with one finger
Listening to Alice Deejay full blast
Just told my grandson Santa wasn't real. can't stop laughing
tbf he's 35 so it wasn't a huge shock
Where's that Shakespeare prick I wanna speak to him
No drama just wanna ask how it feels to be burnt in the blaze of my trail
How do I compare thee to a fuckin copycat
Ok feelin a bit weird
limbs feel a bit bendy
keep asking the nurses if they need any help when they don't need it. just really wanna be useful. got so much energy
"looks like you're preparing an X-ray. need help with that?" what's wrong with me this isn't like me i'm usually really selfish
ok i've been asked to sit down
got this weird shrinking feeling
looks like i'm in pain. need help with that?
fuck what is happening
tell my grandson i love him and the easter bunny isn't real
looks like you're trying to administer a vaccine that will save the world. need help with that?
who am I talking to. shut up margaret
i am margaret kleenen
no i am margaret klippen
why can't i say my name right i am margaret clippen NO
i am
i am marg marg clip clip
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i am
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