how has a single person on earth ever learned to speak georgian

ah yes, the aorist screeve, which i guess isn't a character in jabaa the hutt's palace

georgian verbs have a "just fuck me up" affix

common Georgian verbs don't actually have any vowels at all and can only get a vowel using an affix. not all affixes are guaranteed to have a vowel except for terminal affixes. consonants can pile up six deep at the front of a georgian verb.

i dare literally anyone to read this paragraph and successfully construct a sentence using this rule

if you thought "surely screeves are a concept which occurs outside of georgian," the answer is actually "no, the entire concept had to be invented to describe georgian."

i refuse to believe that any georgian has produced a comprehensible sentence in less than 72 hours

this word has six consonants (including two glottal stops) before it slams headlong into its first vowel

the survival of this language is a testament to the human will to endure

becoming a Georgia Hotep and insisting that the insane Georgian language was only invented to shackle the powerful Georgian mind