“I personally don’t feel like my civil rights have been violated. Only difference is I now order more things from Amazon, and have added an extra office to the north wing of the house.”

“Businesses are fine because they got government support.”

“Covering your only breathing holes cannot even possibly have down sides.”

“The business should have had more back-up funds. Totally irresponsible.”

“Surgeons wear masks, so you should too.”

“We’ll just freeze the economy.”

“Sweden did poorly because they didn’t lock down; unless they did well, in which case they locked down organically.”

“2020 was slated for a recession anyway. This is it!”

“Sure the economy is devastated — what do you expect from a once-in-a-century pandemic?”

“Flu is gone because masks. [Three seconds later.] The Covid cases are SKYROCKETING!!!!”

“My mask protects you.”