WHY I DESPISE MATT COOKE AND HIS CHOICES (THREAD)
BAD TAKES!

Does anyone remember the Spiderverse take? The MOONLIGHT take? I know I do, I’ll never forget them. Film twitter went wild for these takes and rightfully so.
DOESN’T LIKE THE GOONIES!

He calls it nothing but children screaming and can’t look at all of the fun stuff that happens in that film! DISGRACEFUL!
THE MACARONI INCIDENT!

Do I even have to explain why this is an atrocity?
TINTIN QUARANTINO!

We all make mistakes right? Well Matt doesn’t let you forget it, he bullies you on your grammatical errors.
DOESN’T LIKE GOOD SPOOF FILMS!

Spaceballs? Scary Movie? NOPE! Matt does not think these films are funny and that is incorrect!
THE PARIS, TEXAS EPIDEMIC!

Matt decided to watch a film that would ultimately become his favorite film of all time. This made everyone on film twitter watch the film and THEY ALL loved it. Now that everyone loves it they WON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?!?
DOESN’T LIKE IM THINKING OF ENDING THINGS!

My favorite film of the year is a 2 STAR FILM in Matts eyes! This is a BAD TAKE!!!
this is the end of the thread FOR NOW! There will inevitably be more stuff added to this thread because of the choices that Matt makes!

P.S. this is all a joke and I don’t actually despise Matt 😂
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