Alright motherfuckers, sit down because I'm in a mood and you're all gonna hear about it. Listen to me closely because I'm gonna say this once, and slowly.

Vaccines are not some fucking conspiracy,
you dumb fucking tool,
your uneducated opinion is worthless and unwanted.
GTFO.
I'm not an immunologist by any means. I showed up to maybe half my immuno classes while getting my PhD in pharmacology. Too many CD- numbers for me, I had a hard enough time with the drug compound mfr-number sequence to add in the CD proteins and such.
But inoculation can do the things that pharmacology rarely has the chance to do: prevent illness rather than repair something that has already gone wrong.

In the case of viral and some bacterial infections, this is the difference between life and death.
In some cases, that latter sentence applies to COVID. We do not know what takes an otherwise young and healthy person and kills them or leaves them permanently disabled.

And as much as I'd like to see the population of conspiracy idiots decline, some of you fucks may survive.
Here's the thing. If you're dumb enough to fall for baseless conspiracy-mongering now, how is that cognitive impairment seen at a high prevalence in survivors gonna work out for you, genius?
You work for a living? Ever need to think about shit? Hopefully not, for our sake I guess
We haven't hit the point where we can just medicate away your post COVID cognitive impairment, or lung damage, or heart damage, or systemic inflammatory issues, YES EVEN IN YOU YOUNG AND HEALTHY FUCKNUTS.

There is no drug. There is only keeping your stupid ass alive to cope.
And because of the people who die - who aren't all a bunch of non-eceonomically productive types like you seem to think give no value to society anymore - now the economy takes a hit. All that running businesses and stocking shelves not getting done. They're dead now.
Because of all the physical and cognitive impairment happening, some people are (a) going to need a lot more medical care which SURPRISE costs money and (b) may not be able to do their job full time and/or at all therefore (c) will rely on some disability benefit to stay afloat
Do the math you uneducated, unjustifiably self-inflated, absolute fucking can of garbage

The result is literally more people relying on the government you suspect of a conspiracy to make people reliant on it by delivering a vaccine

YOU ARE LEGIT BACKASSWARD

Shut. The fuck. Up.
Prevent the disease, don't expect a treatment. There isn't one. Don't expect strangers to bust their asses saving you because you have some kind of impervious to fucking common sense condition over there in your little world.

You have the ACE2 receptor, you are a target.
The virus does not care how you feel about it. Your body doesn't give a flying fuck either. But if you are vaccinated, you will have memory immune cells that will kill the virus before it hurts you.

Basic facts. Biology does not care what you think. Fuck your feelings, etc.
Join reality with the rest of us because reality doesn't recognize your bullshit either.

Shut the fuck up and participate in society because we all put up with your colossal ineptitude.
This has been Major Mayhem with your Monday night safety brief. Now get out of my fucking sight.

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