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(1) ‘Twas the night before Christmas and the virus was spreading
And the leaders did not care where the numbers were heading
The nurses and doctors held on best they could
Hoping people would wake up and wear masks like they should
And the leaders did not care where the numbers were heading
The nurses and doctors held on best they could
Hoping people would wake up and wear masks like they should
(2)The patients were coughing and gasping for breath
While relatives waited for word of their death
The MAGAs denied it and gave zero fucks
As the hospitals brought in more freezer trucks
While relatives waited for word of their death
The MAGAs denied it and gave zero fucks
As the hospitals brought in more freezer trucks
(3)And Thanksgiving came and folks, they all travelled
As the nurses’ old masks and PPE all unravelled
Off to the ICU’s people were dragged
And shortly thereafter their bodies were bagged
As the nurses’ old masks and PPE all unravelled
Off to the ICU’s people were dragged
And shortly thereafter their bodies were bagged
(4)The ambulance lights on the new-fallen snow
Showed the horror and heartbreak as they did grow
For patients isolated, it is so terribly sad
That iPads are used to say goodbye to dear mom and dear dad
Showed the horror and heartbreak as they did grow
For patients isolated, it is so terribly sad
That iPads are used to say goodbye to dear mom and dear dad
(5)When what to my disbelieving ears did I hear
But a sniveling POTUS talking out of his rear
What a wretched small insecure desperate weak man
Damaging democracy as fast as he can
But a sniveling POTUS talking out of his rear
What a wretched small insecure desperate weak man
Damaging democracy as fast as he can
(6)With a creepy old lawyer fast by his side
I knew without question this must be St. Lies
The bullshit - it spewed from his lips so incessant
With nods to white power most putrescent
I knew without question this must be St. Lies
The bullshit - it spewed from his lips so incessant
With nods to white power most putrescent
(7)Donning little red hats, his followers came
So he tweeted and ranted, knowing nothing of shame
“No masks! No distance! It’s all just a hoax!
You can trust me, now pay all my legal fees, folks!”
So he tweeted and ranted, knowing nothing of shame
“No masks! No distance! It’s all just a hoax!
You can trust me, now pay all my legal fees, folks!”
(8)And results of the election he lamely denied
As ever more people got infected and died
His cult members waited for Kool-Aid to drink
“It’s all fake news” they are instructed to think
As ever more people got infected and died
His cult members waited for Kool-Aid to drink
“It’s all fake news” they are instructed to think
(9)But the virus did not care about they all thought
And thus this worst-case scenario was wrought
But as dark as this winter seems it will be
There might be a light at the end of a tunnel to see
And thus this worst-case scenario was wrought
But as dark as this winter seems it will be
There might be a light at the end of a tunnel to see
(10)A vaccine is nearing, the scientists say
Perhaps we can all be together again one soon day
Listen to the guidelines of how to behave
Stay at home, wear a mask, and someone’s life you might save
Perhaps we can all be together again one soon day
Listen to the guidelines of how to behave
Stay at home, wear a mask, and someone’s life you might save
(11)With Biden victorious and St. Lies sent packing
Perhaps we’ll see the leadership that’s been lacking
The one thing that is clear, now that we’re done
2020 was awful, here’s to a better 2021!
Perhaps we’ll see the leadership that’s been lacking
The one thing that is clear, now that we’re done
2020 was awful, here’s to a better 2021!
