My questions...
Why is Hinshaw's team putting together a package of recommendations just now?
When will those recommendations be presented?
How long will that meeting take?
Why did they not have a plan set out step by step for any possible scenario six months ago?

#ableg
I mean honestly - I have organized major fundraising events and we have more of a worst case scenario plan for a one day golf tournament than this government does for an ongoing pandemic.
Oh shit a golfer had a heart attack you say? Well I guess we should think about getting a medic on hand. Let me just spend the next half an hour chatting to my team to see about getting a medic on hand. The team said no, so welp... guess they should have been more responsible.
YOU PLAN FOR THIS STUFF.
Everything that can go wrong WILL go wrong. That's how you plan for a vacation to Banff. Do I need to pack 3 pairs of pants the weekend just in case I poop myself? Have I pooped myself in 30 years? No. But I'm going to bring an extra pair of pants.
Old shitty pants Jason walking around wondering who shit in his pants.
It was you, Jason. You shit in your own pants.
Sorry, it's been a year.
Like a hard year. Not a year since I shit my pants. That has not happened since I was out of diapers.

Okay I'll stop now.
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