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Rating Ages (starting at newborn to whenever I get tired) — a thread
Newborn - 2/10 fuck that shit I would not want to be a newborn
1 - 5/10 You start growing hair and it’s a Prime number
2 - 8/10 TERRIBLE TWOS make people suffer it’s great
3 - 7/10 The only thing I remember about being three years old is the color purple
4 - 6/10 PreK sucked but I got my first boyfriend so
5 - 9/10 Being 5 was awesome another great Prime Number
6 - 9/10 AGAIN being 6 was Lit As Fug I would totally be 6 again. It’s socially acceptable to wear glittery cat shirts and tutus everywhere too
7 - 3/10 That shit sucked all around. Nothing good here
8 - 2/10 I barely remember it Prob too busy getting bullied
9 - 1/10 Fourth grade .. long division ..... Yaaaa hell no
10 - 5/10 Double Digits I was chillin and I started using deodorant
11 - 2/10 I got reported to the police to the first time and all I listened to was that emo stuff
12 - 7/10 Idk why it was just a good time. Twelve is cool
13 - 4/10 it was Weird Idrk how to describe it. 8th grade was fun tho
14 - 1/10 FRESHMAN YEAR NOOOOOOO NONONONNONONONNONONO. NOOOOO NO
15 - 9/10 honestly one of the best years it was a struggle at times but I walked out of that shit like a princess
16 - 3/10 started out FLAWLESSLY then covid. could be worse tho
17 - ? almost there I’ve always wanted to be 17 idk why it makes me think of plants. Looking forward to it
18 - 1/10 Nope I don’t wanna get there
19 - People who are nineteen don’t even exist like I’ve never met a 19 year old they’re just some Myth or smth
20 - 6/10 Looks fun Yet Stressful
21 - 4/10 Alcoholism takes over. Good luck
22 - 2/10 This when you realize your on your downward spiral but it’s too late to do anything. Anyways time to get a job
23 - 26 - 3/10 Prob get some underpaid job and feel pressured to find a partner even tho U have like 60 more years of life to do that. Social standards Suck
I’m getting tired so 27 - 35 - Be Vegan Do Yoga
After age 35 Your life is in shambles and there’s nothing else you can do to save it. Being above the age of 35 does not interest me. Thank you.
