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bts as things posted on overheard at harvard ; a very niche thread for all my struggling students
credits for these overheards go to @/officialharvarduniversity on tumblr https://officialharvarduniversity.tumblr.com/
[Why would I not have cash? I carry a solid $200 on me constantly.]
![[Why would I not have cash? I carry a solid $200 on me constantly.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EopPV92WMAAUhj9.jpg "[Why would I not have cash? I carry a solid $200 on me constantly.]")
[Swamp sacrifices are always exciting.]
![[Swamp sacrifices are always exciting.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EopPWh-W8AoOocW.jpg "[Swamp sacrifices are always exciting.]")
[I name all my playlists after neurotransmitters... Acetylcholine is my workout one.]
![[I name all my playlists after neurotransmitters... Acetylcholine is my workout one.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EopPXAoXIAUe8Mb.jpg "[I name all my playlists after neurotransmitters... Acetylcholine is my workout one.]")
[What are the point of bugs what are they contributing to corporate America?]
![[What are the point of bugs what are they contributing to corporate America?]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EopPXi8XMAgwQAR.jpg "[What are the point of bugs what are they contributing to corporate America?]")
[The motto I live by is ”be the guy your dog thinks you are”]
![[The motto I live by is ”be the guy your dog thinks you are”]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EopPYI-WMAA9zZq.jpg "[The motto I live by is ”be the guy your dog thinks you are”]")
[It’s about sexiness. All the time.]
![[It’s about sexiness. All the time.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EopPYnmXMAk3Fhb.jpg "[It’s about sexiness. All the time.]")
[”Washing your face means you need to moisturize it.” ”Don’t be silly — everyone knows that water is made out of moisturize.”]
![[”Washing your face means you need to moisturize it.” ”Don’t be silly — everyone knows that water is made out of moisturize.”]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EopPZFvXcAA1yGU.jpg "[”Washing your face means you need to moisturize it.” ”Don’t be silly — everyone knows that water is made out of moisturize.”]")
[The story really improved after the malevolent demon violin.]
![[The story really improved after the malevolent demon violin.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EopPZopWMAIt_fg.jpg "[The story really improved after the malevolent demon violin.]")
[I will slurp that thing down like spaghetti and crush it in my muscular throat.]
![[I will slurp that thing down like spaghetti and crush it in my muscular throat.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EopPaJdXEAQyGtd.jpg "[I will slurp that thing down like spaghetti and crush it in my muscular throat.]")
[Debate teaches you how to sleep in the same bed as other people.]
![[Debate teaches you how to sleep in the same bed as other people.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EopPaqPXIAcXBrZ.jpg "[Debate teaches you how to sleep in the same bed as other people.]")
[There’s no reason not to get an ass tattoo, really.]
![[There’s no reason not to get an ass tattoo, really.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EopPbKMXYAAi7SO.jpg "[There’s no reason not to get an ass tattoo, really.]")
[Grating cheese is more satisfying than getting a 4.0 GPA.]
![[Grating cheese is more satisfying than getting a 4.0 GPA.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EopPbrMWEAYFC2q.jpg "[Grating cheese is more satisfying than getting a 4.0 GPA.]")
[Fish don’t sin.]
![[Fish don’t sin.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EopPcLBXcAAwxUF.jpg "[Fish don’t sin.]")
[I’m very interested in the intersection between humans, plants, and religious institutions.]
![[I’m very interested in the intersection between humans, plants, and religious institutions.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EopPcuVXEAEtXou.jpg "[I’m very interested in the intersection between humans, plants, and religious institutions.]")
[Scrabble is not for fun, it is for determining one’s worth as a human being.]
![[Scrabble is not for fun, it is for determining one’s worth as a human being.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EopPdS3XUAczR4u.jpg "[Scrabble is not for fun, it is for determining one’s worth as a human being.]")
i literally made this thread instead of working on a paper pls make my inevitable failing law school worth it by unflopping this 
