bts as things posted on overheard at harvard ; a very niche thread for all my struggling students

credits for these overheards go to @/officialharvarduniversity on tumblr https://officialharvarduniversity.tumblr.com/ 

[Why would I not have cash? I carry a solid $200 on me constantly.]

[Swamp sacrifices are always exciting.]

[I name all my playlists after neurotransmitters... Acetylcholine is my workout one.]

[What are the point of bugs what are they contributing to corporate America?]

[The motto I live by is ”be the guy your dog thinks you are”]

[It’s about sexiness. All the time.]

[”Washing your face means you need to moisturize it.” ”Don’t be silly — everyone knows that water is made out of moisturize.”]

[The story really improved after the malevolent demon violin.]

[I will slurp that thing down like spaghetti and crush it in my muscular throat.]

[Debate teaches you how to sleep in the same bed as other people.]

[There’s no reason not to get an ass tattoo, really.]

[Grating cheese is more satisfying than getting a 4.0 GPA.]

[Fish don’t sin.]

[I’m very interested in the intersection between humans, plants, and religious institutions.]

[Scrabble is not for fun, it is for determining one’s worth as a human being.]

i literally made this thread instead of working on a paper pls make my inevitable failing law school worth it by unflopping this