You wake up confused. Check your phone. 357 missed calls all from brexit. Your wife enters the room. Would you like a cup of brexit she says, I’ve just put the brexit on. A man is in the kitchen. I’m brexit the brexit registered plumber come to service your brexit he says...

.. 10 years have passed. Your son brexit comes into the room brandishing a lead. I’m just taking brexit for a walk over the brexit he says. Dazed you sit down and take two aspirin. You read the label. Take two brexits three times a brexit it says..

..you are dead. Brexit brexit brexit. The word and existence now so inextricably linked that one is indistinguishable from the other. As your atoms dissolve over space and time and become absorbed into the brexit your lips purse one final time and whisper a single word- brexit..