What fresh hell is this? Current test car passively aggressively tells you off if you're on the phone for more than 10 minutes with a "maybe you should consider ending the conversation..." like when your dad used to tap his watch if you'd been on the house phone too long.
What next? Is it going to tell me off for playing my music too loud or scold me for leaving empty coffee mugs in the cup holders?
Adding injury to insult the powered bootlid has now twice closed on my head because my foot strayed under the bumper while loading. Progress people, this is progress.
If anyone wishes to see this one-legged, foot-flailing slapstick routine my next scheduled performance will take place in the Sainsbury's car park in Brighouse in the not too distant. Warning: may contain swearing.
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