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Oh for fucks sake.
Daily briefing first journo - can you tell us the things that you're going to tell us tomorrow after all the data is in and cabinet have reviewed.
Daily briefing first journo - can you tell us the things that you're going to tell us tomorrow after all the data is in and cabinet have reviewed.
Oh for fucks sake.
Daily briefing *second journo - the Borders TV eejit - can you tell us the things that you're going to tell us tomorrow after all the data is in and cabinet have reviewed.
Daily briefing *second journo - the Borders TV eejit - can you tell us the things that you're going to tell us tomorrow after all the data is in and cabinet have reviewed.
Third journo - reasonable questions, not an utter twat.
Journo #4 - Global media - good tech question on lateral flow testing, NS responds & over to CMO for detail.
Journo #4
Health Sec expands on detail.
all good
next.
wait folks, sure the Telegraph twat will be along shortly.
Health Sec expands on detail.
all good
next.
wait folks, sure the Telegraph twat will be along shortly.
Oh for fucks sake.
Daily briefing * journo #5 - Bauer Lyndsey Hannah - can you tell us the things that you're going to tell us tomorrow after all the data is in and cabinet have reviewed.
FM - get tae fuck eejit.
Next.
Daily briefing * journo #5 - Bauer Lyndsey Hannah - can you tell us the things that you're going to tell us tomorrow after all the data is in and cabinet have reviewed.
FM - get tae fuck eejit.
Next.
Journo #6, Q on community / lateral flow test.
FM, CMO, HS, respond
all good
don't worry folks, sure more yoon twats will be along shortlty.
FM, CMO, HS, respond
all good
don't worry folks, sure more yoon twats will be along shortlty.
Yaaaay Simon Johnson, Torygraph yoon fuckwit up next.
Tell us about this thing somecunt said.
FM - get yersel tae Simo.
Next!
Tell us about this thing somecunt said.
FM - get yersel tae Simo.
Next!
Simo goes again-
tell us what the crystal ball says.
FM - telt ye awriddy - get yersel tae.
Next!
tell us what the crystal ball says.
FM - telt ye awriddy - get yersel tae.
Next!
Hootsmon Scott McNab noo -
Jings anither good tech question.
WTAF is this guy doing workin at the Hootsmon.
Jings anither good tech question.
WTAF is this guy doing workin at the Hootsmon.
Daily Express bamstick.
What aboot the Royals UK tour?
Same as the Scum - beat it ya walloper.
Next!!
Oh for fucks sake.
Daily briefing the Depressing Journal journo - Aiberdeen Neep Lowpers Gazette - can you tell us the things that you're going to tell us tomorrow after all the data is in and cabinet have reviewed.
FM - Get tae, whit is it wi youse melts.
Next!
Daily briefing the Depressing Journal journo - Aiberdeen Neep Lowpers Gazette - can you tell us the things that you're going to tell us tomorrow after all the data is in and cabinet have reviewed.
FM - Get tae, whit is it wi youse melts.
Next!
Aaaah, the one we've all been witing for - Blackley from the Daily Heil.
Oh for fucks sake son - can you tell us the things that you're going to tell us tomorrow after all the data is in and cabinet have reviewed.
FM - get yersel tae fuck eejit.
Oh for fucks sake son - can you tell us the things that you're going to tell us tomorrow after all the data is in and cabinet have reviewed.
FM - get yersel tae fuck eejit.
supplemental - tech stuff from Jeanne - lots of detail.
Blackley fucks off to pick holes and scriibble his daily SNPBaaaad article.
Blackley fucks off to pick holes and scriibble his daily SNPBaaaad article.
Last one - Tom Gordon fae the Herod.
Fuxake -
How the fuck does he manage to function at all.
Answer - He manages on SNP baaad by osmosis.
Fuxake -
How the fuck does he manage to function at all.
Answer - He manages on SNP baaad by osmosis.
