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I am the wisest person in the world. Why do I only have 78 followers?
It's because you're not smart enough to follow me. Yeah that's right.
It's because you're not smart enough to follow me. Yeah that's right.
No. Seriously. I know stuff. Secret stuff that's I ain't supposed to talk about.
So ya can't tell nobody cuz if you do then everyone will know about it. And it won't be a secret no more. That would ruin everything.
Ok?
So whatever you do do not respond to this tweet. "They" might see it. And that could be bad. Because then the secret would be out. So you got to promise not to retweet any of this. No matter what. And this of course they want your Bud light.
There is a secret group of people who know how to dream on purpose and the government has grabbed them up. Many of them do not even know that that's what they are doing and you could be one of them. But don't let this freak you out it's just a story.
There are a lot of things that's going on right now. There are people who are giving us reassurances that everything is okay. I am in league with these people. However this does not mean we should not be complacent. It's okay to pray especially before you go to sleep.
If you sleep in the same bed with your person then when you sleep you should try to dream together that is very fun and it can be done and it will surprise you. if the other spouse doesn't necessarily believe in it then it won't work so better probably not even talk about it.
Nevertheless when you go to sleep at night and dream a strange things there are several levels. Most people just seem to be swimming in the same pool. But some are able to realize that they are swimming. Most people wake up as soon as they realize this.
But you don't wake up because you're like super dreamer dude. And you can do stuff that you can't do it otherwise. You are one of the #Onieronauts
Super cool stuff like
Seriously. 
You can even fly.
You can even fly.
You are usually only called to duty while you are sleeping. You can't prove it. God needs you.
But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
Just what does it mean to be born again? I hate cool I just joined a new club it's going to help me figure out how to get my s*** together. Well for most people that's pretty much all it is. other people don't talk about it because you would think we were weird.
I had something important to say that I forgot what it was.
Whatever it was I assure you it was very funny.
Important timing it was important not funny that was the other one
Glossolalia it's actually a real language. Few people speak it nowadays because it's become tainted with all of the what do you call them tell evangelists. If you try it out do it quietly in secret and watch what happens think about things while you do it it's really weird.
I know it sounds funny. And it is. So try to keep a straight face. But you know just utter random syllables and sounds while you're thinking about a certain thing . It's a form of chaos magic maybe it's kind of fun sometimes stuff happens.
But don't tell nobody cuz they'll think you're weird so that probably means that you think I'm weird because I told you but so anyway whatever have fun it works sometimes.
Besides what the f***
Smith wigglesworth was a real person. Leaving phenomena that followed him as many witnesses. He was a contemporary of aleister Crowley. They never met each other. But I bet the duel would have been amusing and entertaining to say the least.
Or if not a contemporary at least a slight predecessor maybe Crowley's parents were influenced by him anyway whatever
You see hardcore Jesus people probably should go listen to Smith wigglesworth. It's vintage Christianity for one thing and another thing is that everybody's going to laugh at you so don't let them know that you're doing it.
