Apparently insider trading and doing whatever Trump orders you to do (even if it's waging war on democracy via an illegal coup) isn't the full-time job I thought, as Kelly Loeffler—or a robot with her skin over it—just debated a decent, kind, astute man (Rev. Warnock) in Atlanta.
Loeffler's body language in the debate was the creepiest I've ever seen—like something from the ninth scene in a horror film. I feel like when the Trumpists are plotting a coup or how to make money off the pandemic via insider trading they have her stand out of the line of sight.
I guess if you think Georgians are *very* stupid—and Loeffler's gameplan strongly suggests she thinks so—you do what your White House handler tells you and mechanically mouth the word "radical" over and over for 2 hours to mask the fact that you talk and act like a soulless husk.
Really I wouldn't even say Loeffler was "debating"—at least not as contemporary humans understand it. Her White House handler had had her memorize a series of attacks (all lies) about Warnock that the GOP decided focus-grouped well, and she just *cycled through them* for 2 hours.
I really urge folks to check out clips from the Warnock-Loeffler debate. Loeffler gave the most dead-eyed, mechanical, pre-memorized debate performance I've ever seen.

I'm sure she believes in *something* besides insider trading and coups—but what? No one seems to have any idea.
People get that Kelly Loeffler *doesn't* think Warnock is radical—right? That that line was handed to her by the White House and she was ordered to repeat it? Below is a pic of her attending Warnock's services. She may be a 60s Killer Robot, but Warnock isn't even a hair radical.
Democrats should get "meta" about debating: direct viewers' attention to how Republicans *speak* at a *sentence* level. Once you know their plan is to fit as many easily remembered lies into each sentence—and you name some—you can't stop hearing that sick robotics for what it is.
OMG—Kelly Loeffler's dead-eyed, ultra-robotic debate performance is actually trending on Twitter *as* a robotic debate performance. People get it now—here in 2020—that when a candidate repeats canned, focus group-tested lines, they're lying to you. And have only contempt for you.
The *character* Rev. Warnock displayed by staying calm, collected, and—to be frank—on stage as he debated a robot with slander software installed and a programmed lie/minute frequency of 10 is incredible.

Very few of us could avoid either laughing out loud or getting very angry.
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