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Serious question:
What’s going through your head right now if you signed up to be part of Rudy’s legal team or a sham witness and you smelled Rudy’s farts earlier this week?
What’s going through your head right now if you signed up to be part of Rudy’s legal team or a sham witness and you smelled Rudy’s farts earlier this week?
Like is there a worse way to get Covid than from smelling Rudy’s fart?
“How did you get Covid.”
“Contact tracers say I got it from Rudy Giuliani’s flatulence.”
“Ew. That’s so disgusting. He’s so gross.”
“It’s ok. He was mayor on 9/11.”
“Contact tracers say I got it from Rudy Giuliani’s flatulence.”
“Ew. That’s so disgusting. He’s so gross.”
“It’s ok. He was mayor on 9/11.”
Like the Covid went directly from Rudy’s ass into your nose. You literally got Rudy’s ass Covid.
Ass Covid.
Ass Covid.
“Doctor, is it true? Did I get Ass Covid from Rudy Giuliani?”
“I’ve reviewed the latest CDC guidance on Ass Covid. It seems that if you smelt it, he dealt it.”
“NOOOOOOOOO!”
“It’s going to be ok. Don’t forget, he was mayor on 9/11.”
“I’ve reviewed the latest CDC guidance on Ass Covid. It seems that if you smelt it, he dealt it.”
“NOOOOOOOOO!”
“It’s going to be ok. Don’t forget, he was mayor on 9/11.”
At this very moment, scientists wearing hazmat suits are digging through Rudy’s dirty laundry in search of his stained tighty whities. It’s the only way to develop a vaccine to Ass Covid.
Rudy’s. Ass. Covid.
Rudy’s. Ass. Covid.
