My first professional edible brownie experience has begun. Just nipped a corner and am starting the timer. Stay tuned for updates.

Well, the judge was delicious I should add. Creamy, and 20 minutes into this I feel a warm tingling in my arms and legs and I spoke to my dog and thought my voice sounded really weird.
35 minutes in and I feel like I am on the back half of a fifth, and it is hard to write without typos.
I hugged my dog b/c he looked at me and I thought he felt neglected. This tv show suddenly seems like the actors are really acting their hearts out, and I wish I had cornbread. One hour in and I am freaking high.

My body is glowing. No aches or pain. Just a really relaxed warmth. I feel everything. If I focus I can really feel my lungs when I breathe. A piece of garlic bread tastes so much better now than it did at dinner. This is cool AF.