Ok, now: tell me you're NONdisabled without telling me you're NONdisabled.
"We live in a meritocracy."
"You're lucky you don't have to work."
"She was probably faking."
"Well couldn't you just..."
"I really value spontaneity in a partner -- someone who is up for anything."
"Hikes make a great first date."
*bikes to the office*
*takes the stairs*
*works at standing desk*
"I pay off my credit cards every month."
"I mean COVID isn't *that* serious."
"Just talk to HR."

"Just talk to the accessibility office."
"I'm going to need a doctor's note to excuse you."
"It's a hard deadline. No exceptions."
"Let's see how the ol' 401K is doing..."
"Early is on time and on time is late."
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