A thread of hard truths your parents didn't teach you and thus failed to equip you for life as an adult:

1) It's no one else's job to validate you.

2) You're not special. You're, at best, average.

3) You can't be included in everything.

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4) Life is about more than being a victim.

5) Your jokes aren't that funny.

6) Other people will inevitably let you down.

7) Just because you want something, it doesn't mean you can have it.

8) Words are not violence.

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9) There is more than one person in this world that you could end up spending your life with.

10) Most people couldn't give a shit if you live or die.

11) Trying to bully people into agreeing with you just makes them hate you, it doesn't actually change their minds.

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12) Life is really unfair, get used to it.

13) Plans rarely go to plan.

14) Stop crying about how hard done to you are, there is probably someone worse off than you.

15) Get used to the word no, you're going to hear it a lot.

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16) You can't expect everyone else to ignore reality just because you can't deal with it.

17) Women are a hard as nails. Pick a fight with them at your own risk.

18) Some of your lecturers at university really do hold harmful dangerous views, it's not the ones you think.

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19) Most of your opinions are based on only a small portion of the facts, have the humility to accept when someone else knows more than you.

20) Sociopaths are everywhere, they'll exploit the very worst of you, particularly if you can't deal with people not agreeing with you.

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21) Getting people banned off social media isn't a victory.

22) Yes, it is you. It's me, it's him, it's her. We're all responsible for our own actions. Own yours.

23) Nothing in life is certain.

23) Grow the fuck up.

24) Seriously, just grow the fuck up.

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