andy barber (defending jacob)
scrambled eggs
fluffy (just look at that hair). the one everybody loves. without them, the family (breakfast) would fall apart
scrambled eggs
fluffy (just look at that hair). the one everybody loves. without them, the family (breakfast) would fall apart
ransom drysdale (knives out)
hard boiled egg
has their shit together. knows what they want and how to get it. do not cross them
hard boiled egg
has their shit together. knows what they want and how to get it. do not cross them
nick vaughn (before we go)
sunny side up eggs
human embodiment of sunshine. never a dull day (or night) with them around
sunny side up eggs
human embodiment of sunshine. never a dull day (or night) with them around
mike weiss (puncture)
over easy eggs
tries to stay strong but is very fragile. will break at any time. just really needs a hug
over easy eggs
tries to stay strong but is very fragile. will break at any time. just really needs a hug
kyle (the perfect score)
poached eggs
cute, dependable and an eggcellent safe choice. probably popular with mothers
poached eggs
cute, dependable and an eggcellent safe choice. probably popular with mothers
frank adler (gifted)
soft boiled egg
looks tough on the outside but soft on the inside. so protective of their inner circle and would do anything for them
soft boiled egg
looks tough on the outside but soft on the inside. so protective of their inner circle and would do anything for them
lucas lee (scott pilgrim vs the world)
vegan “egg”
can you even use the word egg here? is it a really an egg? is it even really lucas lee or one of his many stunt doubles?
vegan “egg”
can you even use the word egg here? is it a really an egg? is it even really lucas lee or one of his many stunt doubles?
steve rogers (marvel cinematic universe)
quiche
more to him than meets the eye. has so many layers to unpack. physically big too (must eggs-ercise a lot)
quiche
more to him than meets the eye. has so many layers to unpack. physically big too (must eggs-ercise a lot)
syd (london)
cracked egg
you know when you accidentally get shell into the egg and it’s a pain in the ass to try and remove? that’s the vibe syd gives off
cracked egg
you know when you accidentally get shell into the egg and it’s a pain in the ass to try and remove? that’s the vibe syd gives off
me (playing it cool)
uncooked egg
a blank canvas with so much potential. kind of sits on their ass a lot of the day though
uncooked egg
a blank canvas with so much potential. kind of sits on their ass a lot of the day though
jimmy dobyne (the loss of a teardrop diamond)
shirred eggs
traditional. wants to be bougie and fancy but is really just baked eggs
shirred eggs
traditional. wants to be bougie and fancy but is really just baked eggs
james mace (sunshine)
egg white omelette
has a dry personality. very level headed and calm under pressure. methodical. deserves better
egg white omelette
has a dry personality. very level headed and calm under pressure. methodical. deserves better
jake wyler
chocolate easter eggs
popular and well liked with his classmates. thinks he’s mature but he’s not. doesn’t really have a clue about the real world. go do the dishes
chocolate easter eggs
popular and well liked with his classmates. thinks he’s mature but he’s not. doesn’t really have a clue about the real world. go do the dishes
this thread is my official cry for help I’ve lost my mind someone please save me