Daily reminder Moses didn't receive Ten Commandments from God but stole them from some Germanic tribe when he sneaked into their settlement.
Daily reminder Caesar genocided Gauls (FIRST EVROPA GENOCIDE!!!) because he owned money to jews. Oh Evropa when will you learn...

Daily reminder Russians could never defeat Mongols because their bishops were drunk all the time. Thankfully PAGAN Lithuanians did all the work for them.
(this emoji means they were based).

Daily reminder Crusaders were sent by Roman Farming Lobby to invade Prussia in order to implement systematic agriculture. Berry-picking Lobby still hasn't recovered.
Daily reminder it's all placenta and our pagan ancestors never got drunk, only Christians do that. Actually Christians probably invented alcohol and destroyed wholesome pure pagan neighborhoods with it b4 invading and converting them.
Daily reminder Christians again stole from Pagans, this time it's family values. When will it end???
Daily reminder that when Achilles fought Hector in one hand he held womb and in the other umbilical cord.