🎄 A Christmas Tale 🎄

This is my oven glove, I love this oven glove, my OH bought it because I buy cheap oven gloves and burn myself.
This oven glove is damaged and burns me now. 🙁
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He also bought me this but this is not an oven glove.
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I put an oven glove on my Christmas list, hoping to get a good oven glove like the one in the first picture.
🤞🤞🤞
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Today, my OH went Christmas shopping and gave me this fine oven glove.
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But why is this a Christmas Tale Ferret?

Well, it’s a Christmas Tale because.....

AN OVEN GLOVE IS NOT A SUITABLE CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR THE ONE YOU LOVE, EVEN IF SHE DOES PUT IT ON HER CHRISTMAS LIST!

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
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