Lettie: Can I just...
Dad: No
Dad: No!
Lettie: I never touched it much
Lettie: Iām just touching near the tree
Dad: Iām watching you
Dad: This train is not stopping at the station
Lettie: I think I could...
Dad: No, no, no, no..... oh, did I mention āNoā
Dad: NO!!!
Lettie: ITāS MOVING, HELP ME SCAMPOO!!!!
Scampi: Lettuce, youāre so naughty
Lettie: Scampoo, itās a triffid, we are not safe
Scampi: Whatās a triffid?
Dad: See this finger Lettie
Lettie: Yes
Dad: Itās saying āNoā
Lettie: I canāt hear it
Dad: Nearly there
Dad: Now weāre cooking
Dad: More Christmassy
Scampi: Dad, Iāve lost Lettie
Scampi: Lettuce.... Lettuce.... LETTUCE.... Nope sheās not in here
Dad: I found her Scampi, I think the excitement has proved too much for her
Lettie: Iām back, howās the triffid.... oooooh, these look fun
Dad: Not giving up yet
Lettie: Dad, Iāve got an idea, if we take this red thing off here, I can keep it and you can put my duck up there instead
Dad: Nope
Lettie: Itās pretty Dad
Scampi: It will all end in tears Dad....yours
Lettie: Mum have you got room on the Christmas tree for something else?
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